Wal-Mart Online Job Application

May 28, 2005 @ Michael Hampton312 Comments

Are you looking for that ever-elusive online application for a job at Wal-Mart? If so, you need to read this.

If you’re looking to apply for a job at Wal-Mart, I’ve got good news and bad news. First, the bad news.

If you’re trying to apply for a job as an associate at your local Wal-Mart or Sam’s Club store, you are simply going to have to visit the store and fill out an application in person. Even if it’s an hour long bus ride both ways. Sorry. But you’d have to do that every day anyway if you were hired, so don’t let it bother you too much. Just go on out, fill out the application, and then do your shopping. However, if you’re looking for a management-level position, you may find it listed at Wal-Mart’s online job listing.

The good news for people in northern California is that Walmart.com does accept applications online for work for the Web site. You’re pretty much going to have to live in the Bay Area, though. Wal-Mart does provide a free shuttle to and from the BART and Caltrain stations.

Or, if you’re interested in living in Bentonville, Ark., you can go work at headquarters, or some other field locations. Try the online job search here for these opportunities.

Updated: Wal-Mart now has an online job application for hourly positions at your local Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club locations.

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312 Comments → “Wal-Mart Online Job Application”


  1. Firas

    May 29, 2005

    Aw, how nice of you. A gentle clue for those inexplicably lacking in the slightest bit of it.

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  2. confused.brit

    May 29, 2005

    That was a little cruel, writing the article in such a way the bit shown on the snippet makes it look like the guy’s site is actually offering applications to Walmart.

    I mean, how many americans you know actually RTFA?

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  3. Andy Skelton

    May 31, 2005

    What I wonder is, how are people finding that site? Searching for “walmart online application” on MSN, Rojisan comes up #1. On Google it’s #2 or #3. These are indexing the COMMENTS however. Strange. Roj should start interviewing these people.

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  4. BeLeBo

    Jun 01, 2005

    How many people qualified to work at Walmart would be able to handle filling out an online application? Wouldn’t that constitute overqualification?

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  5. Jun 07, 2005

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  6. Onea Williams

    Jun 16, 2005

    Wal-Mart needs to let people fill out applications online instead of at the stroe because what ya’ll fail to realize is people don’t have transportation opportunies to get to the nearest Wal-Mart but it’s not even all that serious. Another reason ya’ll should let people fill out applications online is because it is a lot easier and they will have peace and privacy to do so. Thank you very much

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  7. Holly LaBounta

    Jun 22, 2005

    I think that the argument about not having transportation to the store is a bogus one. Afterall, if someone’s actually going to be employed there, they’re going to need to have some type of dependable transportation.

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  8. radia mechlih

    Jul 11, 2005

    i want to apply for job

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  9. suzete

    Jul 16, 2005

    i would like to apply to a walmart application..

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  10. michelle

    Jul 17, 2005

    i would like to apply for a job at walmart, but when i came in they told me to do it over the computer … however i cant seen to find the application … it would be great if someone could send it to my e-mail…thank you

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  11. Chasney Brandon

    Jul 17, 2005

    I would like to apply for a job at Walmart,Target,Albertsons, and Brookshires.I would really appreciate if someone would send me a applications for all ,or some of these business.

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  12. Michael Hampton

    Jul 18, 2005

    Michelle, they’re not talking about your computer, they’re referring to the kiosk near the customer service desk.

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  13. Jonathan

    Jul 19, 2005

    I posted there for fun….that’s really sad that people actually believe that stuff lol.

    I posted that I needed a lower paying job =)

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  14. Charlene

    Jul 25, 2005

    Hello, my name is Charlene Bryan. I’m interested in working for your company. I have skills in retail department such as, stocking cashier, how to treat customers, and how to give them service. By any chance if you have a job opening for any department may you please give me a call at (260) 748-7318-home or (260)410-5862- cell
    This is only for the Walmarts located in Fort Wayne, Indiana
    Thank You and have a nice day

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  15. Fallon Cotton

    Jul 25, 2005

    I would like to apply for a job at Walmart

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  16. Jenny Nowicki

    Jul 26, 2005

    It’s kinda sad that I was looking for a job at Walmart with a college degree behind me.

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  17. Jonathan

    Jul 27, 2005

    You know what’s worse? People actually thinking that this post is an application for Walmart. That’s what actually makes me laugh.

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  18. Sarah

    Jul 27, 2005

    im pissed cuz i need a job…my kid is mentally retarded and my aunt is dyin…if i dont get a job they both at gonna have horrible lifes and deaths…i dont have time to play these little online games…..u ought to be ashamed of yoursleves!!!

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  19. crystal marlowe

    Jul 27, 2005

    i thank that walmart is a good place to shop and it would be a good place to work.

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  20. Jonathan

    Jul 27, 2005

    What you all need to do is stop surfing the web all day and go get a job. You won’t find a job by applying to blogs all day. Get off your lazy butts, go out to McDonalds and get a job. I know they will accept you.

    Incase anyone hasn’t noticed, this is NOT a walmart application. It’s a BLOG PEOPLE. Apparently no one can understand that…

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  21. Sarah

    Jul 28, 2005

    I have to agree,it is pretty sad that people actually think they might get a job by posting on here. That one woman actually left her home phone number!!! Has anyone called that?? And personally i think Wal-Mart would be the worst place to work… they dont pay worth a crap,people are rude,and they have shiatty insurance… YEAH I REALLY WANT TO WORK THERE!

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  22. JANIE

    Jul 28, 2005

    I NEED TO FEEL OUT AN ONLINE APPLICATION FOR WALMART

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  23. ebony

    Jul 29, 2005

    I feel That Wal-mart should let others fill out there applicatin online, because everyone don’t a way to get to some of the local wal-marts. People such as myself have made trip to a to several different wal-marts, and the computer on both sides of the store didn’t work. So, why not put the wal-mart application online to make things easier for both parties?

    Thank you for readingmy comment, and have a nice day.

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  24. lori

    Jul 29, 2005

    ok i need to finish my application that i started at the store however, i cann’t do this online. Once again i have to go to Wal-mart, sit at the customer service area with people complaining or returning stuff and try to concentrate on filling out the last part of the questionaire. Yes it’s only 68 questions long but, determining by the questions asked this is the part that really matters. I think online should be available for privacy purposes. Other than this I LOVE WAL-E-WORLD!

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  25. josh

    Jul 31, 2005

    i now know by looking and reading the comments that are left on this page that their are alot of weird people out their lol… seriously

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  26. Amanda

    Aug 02, 2005

    can i get a wal mart application sent to my e-mail were i can fill it out thank you

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  27. Jesse

    Aug 03, 2005

    Does anyone know how old you have to be to work at wal mart. Please write back because i need to know so i can get a job there because i am broke and i need the money really bad so if you can please help me out

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  28. Jonathan

    Aug 03, 2005

    You have to be well wait, is this even related to walmart? NO. If you guys haven’t figured it out by NOW, you can’t get a walmart application here. This isn’t an application and it’s no where on this page. This is simply a blog entry….nothing more. You guys need to get out more if you want to work at Walmart. I have friends that work there and it sucks, I recommend NOT working there.

    Again, this is NOT A WALMART APPLICATION.

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  29. Martha

    Aug 03, 2005

    why on earth do u not let no one apply on line when you go to the store to apply is either someone else using the computer or is not working properly and besides we need our privacy and we just don’t have there i’m terribly sorry but it is the truth. no privacy at all.home depot has thier application and their test on line why don’t you all do.it’s not money i know that for a fact so why not just do. don;t let home depot put you down

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  30. Sallie

    Aug 05, 2005

    For BeLeBo: I’m a college grad, retired from a stressful position and just want to work PT at (what I consider to be)a fun job. Your comment on 6/1 was as rude as you no doubt are!

    To IO ERROR, I was told I could apply EITHER on the in-store computer OR on-line via Internet

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  31. Aug 09, 2005

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  32. Christian Reed

    Aug 11, 2005

    i am looking for a job in your cooknig department if you have a McDonald’s or anything will do will let me know because i am certified to cook thank you fo your time.

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  33. alicia

    Aug 11, 2005

    Can I have an online app sent to my email address please?

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  34. Mrs. Connie Sue Higgs

    Aug 11, 2005

    I am interested in a job with the Wal Mart in Vidalia, Ga. It doesn’t matter what position is available i would even do janitoral if needed. I like shopping at Wal Mart alot. The clothes you sale are so beautiful and affordable as well. You have a excellent shoe department as well …… Thank you for your Time..

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  35. josh

    Aug 12, 2005

    you guys all suck

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  36. angela

    Aug 15, 2005

    looking for a job

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  37. Larryenda Conway

    Aug 15, 2005

    I am appling for a job working any shift except for 10:00 to 6:00. (nightshift)

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  38. Tiesha Bryant

    Aug 16, 2005

    I’m a 19 year old Female looing for a job from 12:30am until

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  39. Tiesha Bryant

    Aug 16, 2005

    I’m a 19 year old Female looking for a job from 12:30am until. I really need this job because I take care of myself. If you send me a application then it will be a good start for me. Thank you for taking the time to read my comment.

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  40. Rebecca ANN Wallen

    Aug 17, 2005

    im 29 will work every other weekend , because the other weekend that i wouldnt work i babysit and will work tuesday, wednsday, thursday of one week and on monday, tuesday , and the friday, saturday, sunday of the other week . the way that is is the days i didnt mention is the days i babysit the 2 kids i watch. please hire me. have my own transportation car, will not call off . can work as a cashier. thanks for your time

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  41. dori

    Aug 17, 2005

    fux all u b*tches

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  42. lasha

    Aug 17, 2005

    trying to apply on line there are people always on the computer in walmart.

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  43. Donna lester

    Aug 19, 2005

    Iam 39 years old iwould like to work for your company as a stock person.Iam dependable hardworker can learn fast

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  44. Amber

    Aug 20, 2005

    can i get a wal mart application sent to my e-mail were i can fill it out thank you

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  45. Corey Sessom

    Aug 21, 2005

    i had applied at walmart inside and then they said i could do it online and now i cant and don’t know where to go. could u please email me and let me know. this isn’t my email address but please send it here thank you!

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  46. Jamie

    Aug 23, 2005

    I’m a 18 year old female looking for a job if you need me email me any application please

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  47. NOEMI FERNANDEZ

    Aug 23, 2005

    I am looking for part-time job at Wal-mart, could you please send me application thur E-mail
    Thank you, Noemi

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  48. Nancy Fernandez

    Aug 24, 2005

    HI, I WANTED TO APPLY FOR A JOG AT ONE OF YOUR STORES IN ST.PETERSBURG FL.
    UNFORTUNATELY I COULDN’T FIND YOUR APPLICATION ONLINE. I WOULD APRECIATE IT IF SOME ONE CONTACTED ME ABOUT ANY POSITIONS THAT MIGHT BE AVAILABLE.

    NAME: NANCY FERNANDEZ
    PHONE: 9546511826
    AGE: 19
    AVAILABILITY: MID DAY TILL CLOSE
    I’LL BE GOING TO SCHOOL

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  49. Aug 24, 2005

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  50. Cyndi

    Aug 24, 2005

    I can not believe this.How is it possiable for people to NOT be able to tell that this IS NOT the Walmart website??????????????I mean come on people…do you think Walmart would let me cuss on their website?NO NO NO!!!!!HELL NO they wouldn’t!!!!
    And people don’t be getting all pissy and high and mighty ..EXAMPLE:

    Comment by Sarah | 2005/07/27 at 21:26:50

    im pissed cuz i need a job…my kid is mentally retarded and my aunt is dyin…if i dont get a job they both at gonna have horrible lifes and deaths…i dont have time to play these little online games…..u ought to be ashamed of yoursleves!!!

    Ok..no time to “play these online games”..what the hell?This is a blog not a game and if you don’t like it,”go back” or close out the page.Who told you to take up your precious time by leaving a comment on here?
    Grrrrrrrrr…sorry about that but all this was making me ill!..and people..I didn’t even finish high school…but am very aware that this is NOT the Walmart website!!!
    START READING!

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  51. Michael Hampton

    Aug 24, 2005

    Finally, somebody gets it.

    Most people seem to pay absolutely no attention to where they are on the Internet at any given moment.

    On the other hand, people need jobs pretty badly these days. Times are tight and the economy sucks.

    So I can’t win either way, can I? :)

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  52. Cyndi

    Aug 25, 2005

    Yeah..granted alot of us(including me,which is how I found this site..lol) are looking for jobs and I hate it for all of us in need,but come on.I was just up late and thought I would try to apply online at some places.However..after actually reading (and it really only takes reading a couple posts) I see that it’s not gonna happen for me and Walmart tonight..I will have to get in my car and drive there if I would like a job there or anywhere just about.

    I think you win…you are offering people the info they need and the links to the websites they need.It’s the people that are COMPLETELY overlooking ALL of this valuable info and jumping to the comment section instead that are missing out.

    Oh well…if they REALLY want a job,they will find a way..even if they have to walk.

    Oh and a side note…if these people are SO destitute….how can they afford a computer and the internet connection anyway.

    :)

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  53. DAREN PULLIAM

    Aug 30, 2005

    I WOULD LIKE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION TO WORK AT WALMART…

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  54. Jessica Arnold

    Aug 31, 2005

    I would like to work at wal-mart please

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  55. Roland Robert Ukpong

    Aug 31, 2005

    Good day to whomever it may concern WAL-MART
    Pls i will like to work for your establishment and i will like to know what it entails so as to helping me make it .
    Thanks
    Roland R.
    909)854 9087

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  56. Andrea Dyer

    Sep 02, 2005

    I am very eager to work at your new store opening in North Miami Beach,Fl @ the 163rd street mall. I am interested in being either a stock clerk or a cashier for 2nd or 3rd shift. Everytime I tried to apply for an application there were either very long lines or there were no more applications. If I have an employment oppotunity please leave a message at my email address or either contact me at (305) 620 0650. Alternate # (786) 417 2075. I will gladly appreciate it. Looking forward to hearing from you.
    Thanking You in advance,
    Andrea Dyer,

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  57. Blanche

    Sep 05, 2005

    I would like to work at walmart in nj. I need the job so i can help out my mom buy house and some money for myself. Other then that i would love to work at walmart and i will do anything to get it.

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  58. Laura Veach

    Sep 05, 2005

    I would like to work something enjoy .I don’t like stay home either I did apply few times and none of hear from wal-mart ,so maybe it help write with online and you can read my saying… > I’m hearing impair and love work with folder and clean off dust keepiung clothes look so neat and pretty things. Anytime shift I can go work part times 20 hrs or less 830 a dallors of month cause i still on s.s.d.

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  59. wheres the freaking application

    Sep 05, 2005

    just put the application online, u have enough money to have lots and lots of applications,so whats the problem

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  60. KIMBERLY

    Sep 06, 2005

    I really would like to work for your company,im willing to learn and it would be A pleasure for me to eork for your company!

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  61. AMBER

    Sep 06, 2005

    THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME LAUGH MY A** OFF TODAY! IT REALLY IS AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE REALLY THINK THIS IS FOR A WAL-MART APPLICATION. I KNEW BY THE LOOK OF IT ON THE MAIN PAGE BUT HAD TO CLICK TO SEE JUST WHAT IT REALLY WAS AND KINDA GLAD I DID!!!! WELL, FOR ALL YOU WHO DON’T UNDERSTAND BY NOW THAT THIS ISN’T FOR A JOB APPLICATION I THINK WE ARE BETTER OFF WITH OUT YOU WORKING AT OUR LOCAL WAL-MARTS AND SAM’S CLUB AND HELL EVEN MC DONALDS!!! GO BACK TO SCHOOL – DO IT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!! AS FOR THE ONES WHO DID UNDERSTAND AND MADE A JOKE THATS WHAT WORKING AT WAL-MART REALLY SHOULD BE LIKE, MAKINF FUN OUT OF SITUATIONS. OH WELL, HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY ANYWAYS! LATERZ

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  62. charnelle benson

    Sep 12, 2005

    i would like to put in a application in at wal-mart i have been trying to fine a now for two years and i haven’t fined one yet and its real hord trying to fine a job in like a little town called marlin evrything is all tokeing and im hopeing wal-mart is not so if you can plz send me and application i would be so greatful think you for your time Charnelle Benson age 17 1304 rock dam marlin tx plz e-mail me bye

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  63. april

    Sep 13, 2005

    well i fill like walmart is just as full of shiat as the girl cyndi who made fun of sarah that punk ass reply you said wasn’t even funny you need to grow yo stupid ass up and as for walmart put the damn application on line because with people thinking they can go on line to fill out the application is a waste of time just as well as going to a store with your computers to fill out the application and it not working or the damn line is full stop acting broke and put the application on line

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  64. Cristy Donaire

    Sep 14, 2005

    I really don’t know how this system works, but it would be nice if I could have an online application for Wal-mart in North Miami Beach. Thank you very much.

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  65. ninos odisho

    Sep 18, 2005

    i’m 18 m looking for job in walmart
    i’m in high school 12 gread
    i live in modesto california
    if u have job in modesto or cears walmart
    please send me application

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  66. Misty Tuttle

    Sep 18, 2005

    Hey, I’m lookin’ for a job at Wal-mart,I would really like to fill this app. out, but….
    Wait a minute! This ain’t the Wal-Mart Website it’s a damn blog! What the hell!!
    I guess I need to get off the crack, and learn to read and comprehend what’s been said on this blog about 50 times already!! This aint the WALMART WEBSITE!!!! C-YA!!!

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  67. Amanda Avery

    Sep 20, 2005

    i can bag i can close the store

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  68. marilou

    Sep 20, 2005

    I’am applying in walmart a lot of times, but they dont call me at all. iam a hard worker
    easy learner , and i’am willing to lear anything to do my job better. i hope walmart will give me change to work there, i really like to work here in walmart in glendale hts, i leave here

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  69. april

    Sep 21, 2005

    ok you would think people can catch on by now are you stupid? why are you still leave reply for jobs that your not going to get don’t you know by now no one from walmart comes on line to read this is not a application it’s a joke from someone that has no life and need something to do so they decide to get on line to fill out an application found out they couldn’t so start this website so get your lazy ass up and go fill out the application in the store if you need a job that bad

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  70. angel june davis

    Sep 22, 2005

    I would like to have application for springfield Il 62703 on line

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  71. demitri

    Sep 22, 2005

    haha, i came online to do it because when i went into the store they had the computer there and i sat down to use it and the mouse was broken. what kind of retard complains about transportation anyway?…..they should just have it online cuz it makes things easy, i mean they aleady have an online system that keeps track of all that, how hard would it be? not very hard at all. ill just go find another job. theres 10 million other jobs out there just like wal mart

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  72. Tiffany House

    Sep 25, 2005

    Name:Tiffany House
    Date of birth:06-19-1989
    Address:1711 N Keating Chicago IL 60639
    Phone# 773-414-6392
    Email address:house_john@sbcglobal.net
    skills:stocking,retail sales, childcare
    Hello My name is Tiffany i would like to apply for a job for walmart.thank you for your time.

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  73. Jessica Velez

    Sep 26, 2005

    Hi my name is Jessica Velez am 16years old and am look for a part- time job at Wal-Mart I go to Maryvale High School am in the 11grade

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  74. Yasmin Walker

    Sep 27, 2005

    Hi my name is Yasmin walker I’m willing to work at wal-mart for a part- time job I am 17 years of age and I go to Monroe High in the 11th grade.So if you need some part- time you can give me a call at [229]888-2495 Thank You

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  75. None Of Your Buisness

    Sep 28, 2005

    I’m amazed at the language used on here. You people should be ashamed and who are we to judge. These people are obviously deperate for a job. It’s sad people get there kicks on messing with others. People if you see this please don’t leave all your home and personal info for the world to see. You people need to get your butts in church. How sad this world has become, satan filled.

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  76. Stacie Antinarelli

    Sep 29, 2005

    I have worked for Walmart in the past as a cashier in Avondale, Arizona. I am interested in pursuing my career again with one of your stores located in Glendale, Arizona or Phoenix, Arizona. If you have any job opening please e mail me back witht he store number information and position. Thank You for your time and consideration

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  77. Pam

    Sep 30, 2005

    I want to apply for a job. Please email me information.

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  78. thomas e brazos

    Sep 30, 2005

    i need a because i was kiced ssi and now i need a job wal-mart thank you

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  79. Erika Davis

    Oct 01, 2005

    i really need a job beause i am only eight teen years old and i am going to be going to collge and eight more week and want to have some mony when i go so i really need this job.

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  80. RAUL DUKE

    Oct 03, 2005

    YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF CRAZIES, WAL-MART IS A EVIL CORPORATION PEOPLE ITS LIKE MARTHA STEWART SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES YOUR FRIEND TIL SHE STABS YOU IN THE EYE WITH A RUSTY SPOON AT A PARTY AND NOW YOUR STUCK WITH THIS GLASS EYE THAT FALLS OUT WHENEVER YOU TURN YOUR HEAD REAL FAST DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT WAL-MART ANY LADIES DIG A GUY IN AN EYE PATCH………BUY THE WAY I THINK WAL-MART SHOULD SELL GLASS EYES THANK YOU

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  81. STEVE

    Oct 03, 2005

    wal mart i kneed a jog pleeze. if u hav any openings in uper managment i coold do dat. im 19. email me an aplication

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  82. timothy yates

    Oct 03, 2005

    hey wal-mart wanted you guys to know that i am 18 and i live in grenada ms and would love tpo work for you guys so could you be kind and send me an application thanks

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  83. Misty Tuttle

    Oct 03, 2005

    Well I wrote a while ago and I just want to say I’m sorry to all those that wrote in seriously
    looking for a job. We’ve all been mistaken before at some point in our lives and hey
    at least they’re lookin. So why give people who are seriously looking for a job such a hard
    time. Anyways that was a real bad way for me to act especially for no reason. I was in a bad mood that night because I myself am looking for a job right now, but can not seem to find one. So good luck to all!!!!!!!!bye

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  84. DUCKEEE

    Oct 03, 2005


    people this is not a place to get application dang on can’t you retards read !!!!!!
    it says you have to apply at walmart dipsticks, you know drive a form of transportation
    you know your wheels, your cars, trains, auto mobiles,,, how dum are people
    not to understand words… this is a blog where people write about the topic. and
    the topic is not “HOW TO GET A APPLICATION FROM WALMART SENT TO
    MY EMAIL BOX”

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  85. jo

    Oct 04, 2005

    I need a appcation to Wal-Mart

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  86. you stupid

    Oct 05, 2005

    well first of all how do people expect to get somthing they can’t even spell an if you people don’t know by now this well site is phony then you really can’t read so why the hell you want a job and people come on here talking about how bad people are talking on here then why do you come on here and read the sh*t make some sense and what you say and do talking about somebody need to go to church if your on here reading and responing what in the he** you think you need to do because if your on here reading and all that you must not be a church person either so i really wish people would read the da*m web site before they waste everyone time and ask for a application send to their e mail dumb a** people read the web site

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  87. Nikki Crosby

    Oct 06, 2005

    I am really interested in working for walmart and i am really reliable and i have a very good work background on my jobs and am there everyday and would like the oppurnity to work for walmart.

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  88. H town's finest

    Oct 10, 2005

    If ya’ll want to work at Walmart so dawg on bad, take ya’ll lazy behind up there and fill out the application at a Walmart nearst you!HA HA!Ya’ll like real dumb if ya’ll think they gone take time out to send each and every last one of you dummies an application.Go to Walmart,buy some coffee, make it, smell it, wake up and notice that you’s a dummy for even wasting your time placing this “COMMENT” on this page getting your frustrations high thinking they suppose to send you an application when they probably don’t even read this stuff. I don’t know how I found this page! It’s a waste of time. But I’m bored so it don’t matter.Holla at you dummies… never!

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  89. Neusa Barbosa

    Oct 11, 2005

    “sweet”

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  90. Ghost

    Oct 12, 2005

    what was laura veach (9-5-05) saying? Yea she’ll fit in real good at walmart.
    And its not just her did you see how many people spelt it wrong? Did anyone read steve 10-3-05 ‘i coold do dat.’ He would fit in better at McDonalds or maybe Burger King. I was lookin for a job at Wal-Mart too but Im not stupid. I cant believe how stupid america really is…….oh wait yes I can. Bush was elected twice (by the way I definently believe Bush sr. is running the country through his puppet of a son. Did you know he is the only president who still uses his right to participate in all the meetings in the white house?) Yep folks leave it to stupid farks like Bush sr. Bush jr. and all these holes who are asking for walmart applications – to get us blown off the map. Fark politics thats just my opinion.

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  91. you never know

    Oct 12, 2005

    damn,ghost iagree with you nobody seem to read the what thewebsite is about before they start typing asking for application man your funny this people are just like bush some stupid people who can read or write i think these people are on bush side they want him to blow us up wake up stupid ass people thier is no application…..

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  92. Tabitha Davis

    Oct 17, 2005

    Hello my name is Tabitha Davis and i would love to work at wal-mart

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  93. TASHA SANDERS

    Oct 17, 2005

    I WOULD LIKE TO WORK AT WALMART BECAUSE I JUST MOVED DOWN HERE AND I NEED ME A PLACE TO WORK. I AM ALL WAYS ON TIME TO WORK, A GOOD AND HARD WORKER TOO. I HOPE YOU SEND ME SOME FEED BACK ON HOW CAN I APPLY FOR A JOB THERE.

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  94. Bonita Larock

    Oct 17, 2005

    I would like to work at walmart because I have 2 children and I need money to support them and to pay my bills. I have a job that I only work 17 1/2 hours a week. I would like a job that I could work at least 30 hours a week. I have experience in retail. I used to work at Hills department store where I learned a lot. I was in charge of Domestics and I worked on the register. I am a fast learner and I am sure that I could learn any part of Walmart if I had the opportunity. I have to work morning hours because I have to pick my children up at school. I would like to apply for a job please write back to me ASAP. Thank You for your time.

    Sincerely,

    Bonita Larock

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  95. Beverly A. Bell

    Oct 20, 2005

    I would like fill out your application for Wal-Mart Stores. I shop at your stores all the time. I just love going to the stores looking for different things that i need.So can you send me a application though my e-mail address tkank you.

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  96. does it really matter

    Oct 21, 2005

    Can I also get an application for WalMart through my e-mail. Thank You.

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  97. kang her

    Oct 21, 2005

    hi. my name is kang her. i’m 15 years old. i live in stockton. i would like sign a application for working at wal-mart. i like shopping wal-mart. now i even love, how you guys have a food center and a clothing center. i love every thing in there.

    SO SEND ME A APPLICATION TO MOI AT MY EMAIL.
    THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!

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  98. Angel

    Oct 22, 2005

    Why are you keeping that type of things on this site. The bad words and all the anger. You know it would seam to me that you would try to get an online applaction put on this site so that people could find a job. There are so many people that need a job and most are good people. You seam to only want people that don’t want to work or help your custamers. When i go to your stores I always find alot of employees that are running around like they are in there yard. You have a bussnes that is doing good but the only reson i belive is that you offer what we want. Even so you should have the hart to employee people that care.
    My name is Angel and i have been looking for a job. I have a high school deploma and i am allso going to school for criminal justice, allso i am an EMT. i have been in tire sales and i have wored with people in there home as an CNA so i belive that i am able to do any and all thing that you need. My point is that i am someone that cares for people and I am a good person that is a good hard worker but yet you would rather employee people that don’t want to work. I hope that one day you can help the people that are in real need. And the people that care.

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  99. I don't think so

    Oct 23, 2005

    If Wal-Mart actually hires dumb-asses like this, it’s no wonder the lines are always so long.

    Plus they negotiate “Wal-Mart variations”, cheap knock-offs made by the big-name company itself. Extra-thin FTLs, half-size pop-tarts, single-ply toilet paper. Every item they buy takes business away from American companies.

    Anybody who shops there deserves the inferior products they sell. Anyone who works there deserves mandatory un-paid overtime and zero benefits. The lady with the dying aunt and retarded daughter is in for a shock if she ever finds an actual Wal-Mart, gets someone to fill out the form for her, and applies her thumbprint to the form.

    Thanks for providing a forum for the muddled masses.

    I have concluded that Wal-Mart customers elected Dubya.

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  100. Naim white

    Oct 25, 2005

    i need a job

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  101. ebony davis

    Oct 25, 2005

    i need a job asap

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  102. Dina

    Oct 27, 2005

    PAY FOR APPLICATION TO WORK IN WALL MART STORE? THIS IS JOKE?
    PAY FOR APPLICATION???????????? I DON’T BELIVE WALL MART CHARGE FOR APPLICATION.

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  103. latrice

    Oct 28, 2005

    I am a teen looking for a job ASAP

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  104. karen freeman

    Oct 28, 2005

    to whom it may concern. I am a hard working individual and i would like the opportunity to secure a position with a growing company such as yours.

    Reply

  105. andrea arthur

    Oct 29, 2005

    i am a single mother of two i work for a fast food place and it does not get enough business. so i desperatly looking for a fast growing company to work for. so if you could please help me asap

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  106. Lashonda Pitts

    Oct 29, 2005

    I am a college student searching for a job as a cashier or a stock person. I’m very reliable and very punctational for work.

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  107. nate

    Nov 01, 2005

    I was directed to this site while looking for an online application to a walmart distribution warehouse opening in my area. It actually pays very well and has great benefits. a $13/hour base wage plus benefits before any shift premiums etc in this area is unheard of for an unskilled job. Problem is..they only take applications at the employment office which is only open while Im at work. You cant apply online ..at walmart itself OR the distribution center itself.

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  108. nate

    Nov 01, 2005

    by the way it is truly sad people think this is an application for walmart. Appearantly they dont read and just plunk away blindly at the computer.

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  109. rudy(:

    Nov 02, 2005

    whatever, this is all stupid.

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  110. rudy(:

    Nov 02, 2005

    i dont think that this is an application for wal-mart. i know what the hell im on.

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  111. Ricky Mikulaj

    Nov 02, 2005

    do you samt 15 yaer old to work in wal mart if you do can you e-mail me I can work for you?

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  112. Nicolasa Guerra

    Nov 02, 2005

    I need to do aplication, I want to work for Walmart store. Could you send me the aplication please for e-mail or Tell me where to find the aplication?

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  113. robert cesena

    Nov 02, 2005

    im robert and im looking for a job at Walmart to support me and my girlfriend because she is pregnant and we have no where to go so im trying to apply here to get my life together so please send me an application to my email.
    thank you
    ROBERT CESENA

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  114. Benjamin Geiger

    Nov 02, 2005

    The comments on this post do an excellent job of explaining why I’ve had so many problems with idiots working at Wal-Mart screwing things up for me. Of course, those were the ones that were smart enough to figure out how to apply. It’s also obvious that language skills aren’t emphasized in school these days; any time I start to feel inadequate or stupid, I can always read these comments and feel like a genius.

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  115. ruth gonzalez

    Nov 02, 2005

    need a job asap because just deliver a baby and I am a single mother have no support any where work since age 16 very independent and responsible

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  116. tina

    Nov 03, 2005

    you need to go into a walmart store and fill out an application. there are no applications online. usually the computer (u cannot use your home computer) u need to use the computer walmart has inside of their store to apply. this computer is usually located in the back of the store near lay-a-way or the restrooms int he back

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  117. tina

    Nov 03, 2005

    ummm….are these real phone numbers on this site? i hope yall just joking with that

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  118. Nov 03, 2005

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  119. inna

    Nov 04, 2005

    I am a student.I’m looking for job

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  120. kantina

    Nov 05, 2005

    I would like to work walmart part time while ,I’m taking college class in findlay ohio.I also want to work in my wal mart in my town when it opens but dont know how to get an application can you help me find out it is in upper sandusky oh it is suppose to open in the summer 2006. thanks alot kantina fry

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  121. Mel

    Nov 05, 2005

    The people writing these messages are so stupid. Can they not read? This is not a site for a WalMart application. Do these people think that WalMart only hires uneducated persons wanting a job? I think not. Now get yourselves into a vehicle and drive to WalMart and fill out the application.

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  122. You won't believe it

    Nov 05, 2005

    Don’t reading these blogs make one fear for the future? One says she’s 17 and really cannot spell worth a crap! I can barely make out what she is trying to say. I know she can’t read either – how many times did it say this is NOT a place to get or place an application?

    No wonder “W” is so worried about social security! Uneducated people will only hold low paying jobs that will not fund the coffers for when we get to retirement age. THERE WON’T BE ANY MONEY LEFT AND THESE UNEDUCATED PERSONS WON’T BE PUTTING IN TO SOCIAL SECURITY – IT WILL BE BROKE!!!

    Most of these folks were given a FREE education – it’s THEIR fault that they refused to learn or to take responsibility for themselves and re-learn to better themselves. I’m so sorry that it’s come to this.

    Lastly – I cannot believe that WAL-MART an all their millions – (billions) cannot put the applicaton on-line like Home Depot and other places. My daughter recently applied at a kiosk at Walmart after waiting 2 hours for another illerate to finish a 30 minute app.

    God please continue to bless America because it seems that it ain’t gonna happen on it’s own!

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  123. Shonda Simmons

    Nov 07, 2005

    In need of job ASAP!

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  124. myiesha wright

    Nov 08, 2005

    you didn;t wan my telephone number 1-708-841-5414

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  125. RIchard Kuehn

    Nov 08, 2005

    Hello team, how are you? I am your key to a good enviromental work place, My mom works at sams club located in Fort Collins.
    And Im looking for a a temp, pt, or even a full time position… Im willing to work nights and weekends, Im a Male who is 19 almost 20……

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  126. Rose

    Nov 09, 2005

    Hahahahahaha…what a RIOT! Well, that was good for a laugh, but I couldn’t take any more of it and had to fast-forward to the end of this entertaining blog and post my own comment.

    I’m very happy to report that I must be one of the smarter ones, and know the difference between a company’s website and a blog. The only reason I can see that some of these *unfortunate ones* might think this is a WalMart-related site is that the url has the words “walmart-online-application” in it:

    http://www.homelandstupidity.us/2005/05/28/walmart-online-application/

    One more thing…I’d like to thank you. This site has restored some of my self-confidence, and I no longer wish to apply for employment at WalMart.

    Have a really, really great day! :)

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  127. can't you read

    Nov 09, 2005

    are you people who are putting your business on this internet bored or somthing because if you read the pages before you started typing you’ll know that this is not a real application so please just stop acting stupid and read before you put your info on here but if you are stupid and can’t read then you really don’t need a job you need help

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  128. stephanie

    Nov 09, 2005

    actually the most useful google result for “walmart application”

    thanks

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  129. Tara

    Nov 09, 2005

    Me personally, i think that it is not that serious for wal-mart’s application to be that long. you dont have to have a degree to work in wal-mart. it doesnt take that long to get hired by a law firm. all im saying is wal mart need to lighten up on the length of the application!!!!!!

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  130. Lortira Patrice Barthelemy

    Nov 09, 2005

    Why do the test have to be computerized? Why are they so long? Did the people at the register really have to fill out that long ass application? is that person at the door really that old. Wal-mart is really screwed up. i never saw an application so long that you are too tired to even try. lighten up on the questions if you want workers!!!

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  131. Toni

    Nov 10, 2005

    I went to Walmart to apply on their computer .It was broke and told me to do it online at my computer after 24 hours that I applied on theirs. Now we are not allowed to do it online? Don’t you think they should’ve said this to me? Hmmm. I think online applications are impersonable.

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  132. Toni

    Nov 10, 2005

    Who cares if this is a blog.

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  133. zena

    Nov 10, 2005

    i want to work stock or package

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  134. chloe

    Nov 11, 2005

    i love wal mart and its like a second home to me. everytime im there i always have a smile on my FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  135. zena

    Nov 11, 2005

    i want to apply for jobs i want to work with stock or package pls u can send back me thk u too much bye

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  136. garry robinson

    Nov 11, 2005

    I’m looking for a job application to work part time
    at wal-mart in easton maryland
    can work monday- friday 4pm-10pm
    saturday sunday 6am-4pm

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  137. Tasha

    Nov 11, 2005

    Walmart told me to go online to fill out an app. and now there isnt one.

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  138. Emily

    Nov 13, 2005

    Hey yall r doin great

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  139. theresa

    Nov 15, 2005

    this is as retarted as the people who make these comments!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  140. Tiffany Herron

    Nov 15, 2005

    I AM INTERESTED IN A JOB AT ANY WALMART STORE IN LITTLE ROCK. I AM ONLY 16 BUT I AM ATTENDING COLLEGE AND HAVE MY DIPLOMHA. PLEASE CONSIDER ME.

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  141. Andrea Dixon

    Nov 17, 2005

    I would really like to get an job application so i can work in your store somewhere please send me an application
    Thanks

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  142. LATRICE STEWART

    Nov 19, 2005

    I NEED TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION ON MY COMPUTOR AT HOME BECAUSE IT IS NOT A LONG LINE WAITING TO APPLY.

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  143. Anthony Martin

    Nov 21, 2005

    No sweat I just would like to apply for a walmart position.
    Thank you.

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  144. FauxQuixote

    Nov 21, 2005

    Okay. By reading the comments posted here, it seems to me that having the ability to use a computer and access the internet does not necessarily qualify one for the mentally daunting position of Wal-Mart Associate.

    P.S.
    Hey, people… I don’t think Wal-Mart is reading your comments, seeing as how this isn’t a Wal-Mart website. Just an F.Y.I. ;)

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  145. elisha dixon

    Nov 25, 2005

    if you would so kindly send me an application that would be great!
    than you
    elisha

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  146. carlos luna jr.

    Nov 25, 2005

    hi my name is carlos luna im 19 yrs old and would like to work for wal-mart as a stocker nights/or/days ive worked in retail before on a military base so i am well disiplined i make sure i get the job done and im a fast learner and would love to join the wal-mart team thank you very much for your time and i hope to hear from you soon ps. i can be reached at 210-675-7514

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  147. Michael B.

    Nov 27, 2005

    OMG!! Why are people trying to apply for a job on a BLOG? Does anyone understand that this IS NOT an application? Jeez, What’s worse, there are other people who put on here that this IS NOT an application and people are still trying to apply. I’m going to sum this up real easy for everyone! READ TO LEARN!

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  148. Michael B.

    Nov 27, 2005

    Ok I had to leave another post because this is really killing me! I mean good god people! This country is going to hell! If you can’t take the time to read anything on this page and see that it is obviously NOT an application, then you really don’t need a job anyway! Oh and just to comment on the length of the application at Wal-Mart, they make it that long on purpose. It’s kind of like a test to see if you are really willing to take the time to do something that you don’t want to do. EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION NOW PLEASE!! THIS IS NOT AN APPLICATION SO DON’T PUT INFORMATION ON HERE AND STOP TELLING EVERYONE THAT YOU NEED A JOB ASAP! IT JUST MAKES THIS COUNTRY LOOK BAD THAT STUPID PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY PASSING SCHOOL! IF YOU APPLY HERE THEN YOU MUST BE, EITHER, LAZY OR ILLITERATE AND EITHER WAY, YOU DON’T DESERVE A JOB ANYWHERE!

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  149. Misty

    Dec 02, 2005

    i applied for a job at walmart in canon city they gave me interview but gave run around about calling me for work, they didnt call me which makes me so mad. i have a ged i need a job at walmart so bad i cant see straight.

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  150. melissa

    Dec 05, 2005

    I THINK THAT IT IS JUST CRAZY THAT PEOPLE THAT CAME 2 THIS SITE AND READ IT IS STILL ASKING FOR A JOB!!!!!!!!!!DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PEACE

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  151. lashondra foster

    Dec 05, 2005

    I hear wal-mart have good custom servies because i shop at wal-mart

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  152. Tiffany White

    Dec 08, 2005

    I LOVE WAL-MART!

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  153. lateka

    Dec 12, 2005

    i really need an walmart application. i don’t have the transportation at the moment but if i get hired i wolud have the dependable transportation everyday.its just that right now i need the application to fill out to see where i stand.what if i go to the store and they don’t have any application or they computer is down than what will i do!!!

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  154. phyllis

    Dec 14, 2005

    well im looking for a job cuz im a female who never had a job before, im 18 and need some money bad

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  155. Anonymous

    Dec 16, 2005

    you all are the dumbest bunch of people i have ever seen

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  156. HELEN

    Dec 20, 2005

    I WOULD LIKE TO WORK FOR WALMART

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  157. Kerry

    Dec 20, 2005

    Hi my name is kerry I’m 17 I’m lookin for work and just wondering if there’s was any openings cause I really would like to try out thing u have to offer so when u get this please send me a message back thank u hope hear from soon

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  158. charnelle benson

    Dec 23, 2005

    hello this is Charnelle Benson Marlin tx a very very small town not that many jobs to work at that’s why i’m trying to apply for wal-mart i’m 17 need to work so i can start saveing up for college so i can you send me and application thank you

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  159. Dec 24, 2005

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  160. Dolores

    Dec 26, 2005

    What is up with all the retards plz if you are that bad out for a job you would just go apply at the location and for those who dont have a way that’s why there’s via.

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  161. Guido

    Dec 28, 2005

    IM GOING CRAZY LOOKING FOR THIS STUPID ONLINE APPLICATION ANYBODY FEEL THE SAMEE

    Reply

  162. lorri

    Jan 02, 2006

    Haaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa rotflmao this page is sooooo damn funny read people…READ

    Reply

  163. dephaniedavis

    Jan 02, 2006

    can you guys e-mail me an application for walmart online

    Reply

  164. Katrina Young

    Jan 03, 2006

    I would like a chance to work for such a great company.

    Reply

  165. kelly

    Jan 06, 2006

    yes i’m going crazy looking for the online application also i don’t know where the hell it is this sucks

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  166. Ray Vidal

    Jan 09, 2006

    Sir,
    Would just like to say I am a 69 year old retired male and applied at your WalMart store Hamburg NY on your store computer. I had a difficult time as I was not familiar with the touch screen Mouse as I use a regularlaser mouse on my home PC.But I did complete the application in spite of that. My entire income is $869 a month Social Security and my obligations almost exceed that,Rent,Utilities,Etc.It has been several months since Ive filled the app.and wonder if you answer those who aplly weather or not thier hired.
    Im hurt because of my faithfulness to WalMart as a shopper for years and have not heard a word.Can you please reply to my comment.
    Sincerely in Christ
    Mr Ray Vidal
    Raydoda@aol.com

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  167. kaneshia fritz

    Jan 09, 2006

    Hey

    I’m is Kaneshia Fritz I like for a job and I need help
    to look for a job.An,I want to now that are you look for a person to come and work. I am a nice and kind to other people. I am a very kind.

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  168. Etta Campbell

    Jan 11, 2006

    “I” would like to work at walt-mart store from 12:00 am to 8:00 if it’s possible when i fill out a application i never get the job, seen like my application is looked over or if i try to get on a the other walt-mart. Please consider my getting a job at walt-mart i need a part time job . Thank You

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  169. paula

    Jan 11, 2006

    this is dumb

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  170. verlinda bryant

    Jan 12, 2006

    I would like the opportunity to work for this company I’am A hard worker and would like the chance to prove it.

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  171. Laurrie

    Jan 13, 2006

    HILARIOUS, that about says it all!

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  172. Laurrie

    Jan 13, 2006

    I wish I could get my name off this web site

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  173. Jan 16, 2006

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  174. Bianca

    Jan 19, 2006

    I would like a part-time job at any wal-mart in the rio grande valley in Texas. Please send me an application. Thank you

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  175. Walmart Manager

    Jan 24, 2006

    We will be taking all your names and applications. So that we know not to hire you. On the other hand, please feel free to shop with us anytime.

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  176. Brittney robbins

    Jan 26, 2006

    I am looking for a job.If any one is out there to help me.

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  177. Anonymous

    Jan 26, 2006

    i need a job please

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  178. WiseGuy

    Feb 01, 2006

    What is wrong with you people, most of you are stupider than my dog…if you want a job get your lazy asses up and go get one…its honestly not that hard unless you have been doing drugs for instance. Me my self I have been doing drugs that is why it is so hard for me to get a job, but i am only 16 and i have my whole life ahead of me. I know that you people are probably saying this guy is retarded but look at yourself. Your hair is probably really long and most of you probably didn’t even gradurate highschool…but all you really have to do is just beleive in yourselfs and not be so stupid. You guys are probably wondering why I am on this Web site my self, the reason being is because I was looking to feel out an app online like one of you guys. Maybe I have talked a little since into some of you, I know what most people are probably saying in there head as they read this, “God this guy is stupid”. But if you actually get your ass up and go feel out a job app or get your G.E.D. you might make your self out to be somebody, but i probably won’t ever be somebody cause I will be living with my Grandparents and working at Ereaka Pizza till I die or my grandparents die. Thank you for reading. Don’t do drugs.

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  179. MRS,IONE C.HIGGINS

    Feb 01, 2006

    HI THIS IS IONE IS HEARING IMPARIRED SAIDS WOULD LIEK TO FAVORTIE IS POSITON IS JANITOR CART FOR BATH AND FLOOR WET CAUTION ..I WANT TO GO WALMART I WISH SOME TIME PONIST 2WEEKS AND PART TIME PLEASE YOU CALL OR SEND ON I HAVE COMPUTES REQUIRED WHILE EASY WORK WANT THIS MORING TO QUESTION TIME AND IAM IONE DEAF IS WALMART HURRY SEND FOR ME MY ADDRESS 9444 CROFTON ST APT#1111 HOUSTON,TX.77016 AND TTY/713-633-4484 AND MY DAUGTHER IS JANET HELP CALL 713-491-7986 VOICE PLEASE NEED APLLCTION JANITOR IACCPET DEAF FOR HELP NEED TO INPTERPTER …SAID THANK MUCH SO SHAKE IWISH IS ACCPETS HOPE IT

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  180. Kristin

    Feb 06, 2006

    i think its bull shiat that u got this site cuz im actually seriously lookin 4 a job now i gotta go back 2 that store and sit there and try and finish my application instead of doin it here were its nice and quiet and i can concentrate. i got better shiat 2 do than sit on my ass and play on a computer making up retarted sites that just piss people off, get there hopes up and crush them and shiat like that. i think this site should be shut down. and this is for that dumbass that put her # on here ur retarded ok so just go buy urself a gun put it to ur head and pull the trigger ok it will all be better. now i have to go so i can find a job on sum other website
    PEACE

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  181. Toris Boone

    Feb 09, 2006

    Please will you apply at wal-mart.

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  182. Rebekah Green

    Feb 13, 2006

    Could somebody tell me what’s going on with the Wal*Mart application that’s suppose to be online? And if anybody does find one let me know or send it to my address. Thanks!

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  183. angela

    Feb 15, 2006

    I think that it is really unfair and under apreciating that u would go so low to not let people fill an application out online

    Signed
    Angela…

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  184. Anamarie Ange Figueroa

    Feb 20, 2006

    See i have a boyfriend who is having trouble finding a job so it would mean a lot to me and him if you can help us.He is 17 years old he gets really good grades in school his name is Philip Torres. He has been looking for a really long time I’ve prayed for him and i’m hopeing you will help him.

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  185. melisa

    Feb 23, 2006

    For the girl that doesnt want to get off her ass. How do you expect to find a job if you dont go out and look for one. How about you try and act like an adult and grow up. If you want a job at wal*mart that bad you will have to get off your ass and go get it otherwise shut up.

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  186. Tina

    Feb 23, 2006

    How many people are actually going to leave there personal information on a site that has nothing to do with getting a job at wal-mart are we supposed to call them with the info they want so they don’t have to go apply all by themselves. People like this are why there idenity thieves making a living. READ PEOPLE READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  187. Tina M

    Feb 23, 2006

    How many people are going to leave personal info on this site if you cant read the rest of the page someone needs to call you and explain HELLO this is not a site to apply for a job and as far as I know you do have to be able to read to work at wal-mart you people are the reason that identity thieves make such a good living you need to pay attention before you get a job anywhere.

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  188. tisha

    Feb 27, 2006

    please send one app. or the site that you go to filled out.

    Reply

  189. sharet

    Mar 01, 2006

    i just need me a job so iam going to get a app

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  190. jason clifton

    Mar 06, 2006

    wally world rules

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  191. CloudStrife6982

    Mar 06, 2006

    I can’t believe that no one has realized by now that all the people wanting applications are just messing with you. Some of them are pretty funny actually. Just look at the names and ages some of the “girls” use. Half of the names are mis-spelled. Most of the bad spelling and grammer is obviously on purpose. No matter how stupid you are, I don’t think you would mis-spell your own name. There is no doubt in my mind that all the posts are from the same few people who just want to mess around.

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  192. tanya therriault

    Mar 08, 2006

    I love woking in a buissy department.I like helping people out when they need costumer service and when they need help
    finding something there looking for.

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  193. Otis

    Mar 08, 2006

    I DON’T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF BABY BACK BULL SHIAT ALL YA’LL CRAZY ASS PEOPLE ARE ON BUT YA’LL NEED TO LAY OFF OF IT.
    FARK WAL – MART BECAUSE THEY CAUGHT MY ASS STEALING ONE TIME.
    ALL YA’LL BITCHES WHO GOT SOMETHING TO SAY CAN SUCK A DICK AND DIE YA’LL PUZZY CLOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  194. dav

    Mar 13, 2006

    Don’t work at Wal-Mart!!! Working there isn’t a job, it’s damn slavery. They are evil in the way they treat customers and associates. I worked there for months, and while I earned an award for being a good associate, I’m still choking on it. With all their scummy business practices, I’m surprised they can make any sort of a profit at all. Avoid at all costs!!! RIP Sam.

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  195. Michael Fagg

    Mar 20, 2006

    I love to get a Job at Wal Mart

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  196. Anonymous

    Mar 22, 2006

    looking for application

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  197. anonymous

    Mar 22, 2006

    how old do you have to be to help people out at the Elkton Maryland walmart

    Reply

  198. LYNQUITA JACKSON

    Mar 23, 2006

    ITHINK THAT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FILL MY APPLICATION ON LINE BECAUSE I HAVE MORE PRIVACY

    Reply

  199. paul

    Mar 26, 2006

    Yea the computer walmart application sucks bad. I applied last night, and after the damn computer there crashed 2 times, i finally got it completely filled out on the third try. took me an hour to do a 20 minute task. thats why they should accept online applications. But i was thinking, maybe they sync a security cam with u filling in your app and maybe they like to “see” who is applying.. just my 2 cents.

    Reply

  200. Drew

    Mar 26, 2006

    Unforunatly for most of the people “applying” here, Wal-Mart corporation only employs individuals who are eighteen years of age or older, and have a high school diploma or something to its equivalent.

    Reply

  201. Anonymous

    Mar 27, 2006

    i really need a job

    Reply

  202. chris

    Mar 28, 2006

    walmart sucks

    Reply

  203. amber

    Mar 29, 2006

    hello, my name is Amber Lee.I attend global visions academy it inside of bowen campus.i’m 16 years of ages.I will love to work for wal mart because it will be a good experince for me.i will be available to work ater 2:45p.m

    Reply

  204. Anonymous

    Mar 29, 2006

    You people are hilarius. This isnt an online application for Wal mart. Get real people

    Reply

  205. Tiara Presley

    Apr 01, 2006

    I Tiara Presley is looking for a job and need help immetealy because me and my family is out on the streets and we have no where to go so if u could hire me within 3 weeks i would be happy.

    Reply

  206. Ben Owens

    Apr 03, 2006

    i use to work at wal*mart in belleville would like to work there again /i was looking for a application online didnt find 1 would u please send me one in my e/mail.
    think you!
    Ben

    Reply

  207. ALEXIS DELOIS SHELTON

    Apr 03, 2006

    I NEED AN APPLICATION FOR WAL-MART. I ALL WAYS WANTED TO WORK AT WAL-MART. I THINK IT IS A GOOD PLAYS TO WORK AT.MY MOTHER US TO WORK THERE. SHE SAID IT WAS A GOOD PLACE. BUT SHE WENT TO A HIGHER PAYING JOB. I KNOW I WOULD LOVE TO WOOR THERE.

    Reply

  208. ALEXIS DELOIS SHELTON

    Apr 03, 2006

    I NEED AN APPLICATION FOR WAL-MART. I ALL WAYS WANTED TO WORK AT WAL-MART. I THINK IT IS A GOOD PLACE TO WORK AT.MY MOTHER US TO WORK THERE. SHE SAID IT WAS A GOOD PLACE. BUT SHE WENT TO A HIGHER PAYING JOB. I KNOW I WOULD LOVE TO WORK THERE.

    Reply

  209. Beccee

    Apr 07, 2006

    My name is Beccee. I am looking for a full time job, from 7am until 7pm three days a week: Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I am willing to work every other Saturday. I have another job, so that is why my availability is what it is. Thank you for your time. Please email me an application if possible because I cannot find a online application for Walmart. Thank you again.

    BECCEE

    Reply

  210. Deb

    Apr 08, 2006

    I stumbled on to this. I got a kick out of it. My Goodness 204 replies, and you are still getting this? Kind of explains the looks you get back when you ask employees (wearing jackets that say “Can I help you?”) where something is…haha..maybe they did not know it was writtent there…Now I’m just curious, you would not happen to know how Home Depot and Lowes folks get hired do ya? Is there and actual “stupid” test you have to take, or do they hire walkins?

    Reply

  211. ishimara

    Apr 09, 2006

    iam very talented have lots of people skills and iam willing to learn anything

    Reply

  212. Shameka foreman

    Apr 10, 2006

    HI! i’m married, and i need a job so i can support our kids. and i’m in school.

    Reply

  213. Anonymous

    Apr 13, 2006

    well you all have a great day!!!!!

    so how is life?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Reply

  214. Anonymous

    Apr 13, 2006

    well you all have a great day!!!!!

    so how is life?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    uh no I have not said that

    Reply

  215. S.R.L.H.

    Apr 13, 2006

    I really don’t think it’s fair for people to hire you at wal-mart to tell you no we’re not hiring when the sign is stamp on the door then you get home and call back and the same lady or man tell you they’re hiring not knowing you are the same person you came in the first time and ask if you’re hiring they make it hard for people to get a job at wal-mart it’s really not fair

    Reply

  216. S.R.L.H.

    Apr 13, 2006

    Wal-mart in Greenville Alabama really stinks the managment team really sucks they’re rude

    Reply

  217. Craig Hartel

    Apr 14, 2006

    I will never, EVER, from this day on, utter the phrase “Moose r dum”.

    Reply

  218. Patrick Renfro

    Apr 17, 2006

    Unlike others I really want a carrer with walmart.If given that chance I will prove it.

    Reply

  219. jodi

    Apr 18, 2006

    I think you should offer applications online because you can not get a paper application at the sore anymore and they have 1 or 2 computers that are in use orout of order, maybe that is why they are always hiring. It would be more convenient to every if they were available online or in paper form

    Reply

  220. Chinoloya Casterlow

    Apr 18, 2006

    wal-mart is a great store and i truely recommended any and everyone to shop at this store. great bargains a store not only for women but for dad’s and small kids and teenage kids to attend. at first before wal-maart got so popular my boyfriend used to be like i’m not going there. i’m going to the mall now he beats me out the house trying to hurry up and catch all of the fantastic sells .but it’s really good when you can just go to one store and get all your shopping out the way in one ride. from applicances’household supplies’children clothing’dvd movies groceries’ photo’s and most importantly bringing the family togather and shopping in a store that make you feel so at home thank you wal-mart.

    Reply

  221. LORI

    Apr 20, 2006

    YOU DON,T WANT TO WORK AT WALMART,THE PAY SUCKS AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEWHAT RETARDED BEFORE THEY WOULD CONSIDER HIRING YOU ANYWYAS,

    Reply

  222. Angie Patterson

    May 03, 2006

    I would like to have a part-time job at wal-mart

    Reply

  223. Alexis

    May 08, 2006

    I’m a 17 year old female in search of a job. My family needs so help with the bills and I would like to lend a helping hand. So to all Wal-Mart hiring manegers, I’m a hard worker looking for the right job.

    Reply

  224. Joe Shmoe

    May 10, 2006

    Walmart is the best damn store i Sware

    Reply

  225. Joe Stringfellow

    May 10, 2006

    I’m sixteen and my father lost his job due to back surgery and my parents have four kids counting me and i would like to have a job at walmart if you wouldn’t mind
    Thank You,
    Joe Stringfellow

    Reply

  226. Ass

    May 10, 2006

    screw you walmart

    Reply

  227. Krystal Battle

    May 10, 2006

    I would like to have a part-time job at Wal-Mart.

    Reply

  228. ladonnica

    May 10, 2006

    i am 20 and would like to apply for a job at Thomasville or jackson walmart as a cashier.

    Reply

  229. achal

    May 11, 2006

    hi i want job

    Reply

  230. cindy maturin

    May 13, 2006

    my name is cindy maturin and im looking for a job to walmart to work.im willing to start at anything that is available.i work hard at what im told to do and very dependable.im looking for full time.i live in new iberia, louisiana,70560.to contact me call on cell phone.337-781-6738.im currently working at winn-dixie but not happy with the hours and looking for something better in life/

    Reply

  231. kathleen

    May 14, 2006

    Hi, My Name is kathleen.
    Iam 17 and will be 18 in november.
    Iam looking for a job part time.
    I get good greads in school.
    Iam in the NJROTC unit at central crossing high school.
    you can contact me at 614-871-0279 or kat_ann_hess_08@hotmail.com.
    Iam avaible to start right away.
    I do every thing iam told and do it to my best of my ability.
    In my NJROTC unit iam a cadet cheif petty officer.
    I willing to work right after school.

    Reply

  232. Rita

    May 17, 2006

    i just want to find a job some that i can make a little bit of money. i have never had a job before. and i am alone 16 so i was hoping that ti could work at walmart.

    Reply

  233. Hosanna Wieczorek

    May 19, 2006

    I would like to work. I live close the Wal Mart store in Ann Arbor. Can you contact me at my email, please? Thank you.

    Reply

  234. ANGELA

    May 21, 2006

    I WOULD LIKE A JOB AT SAM’S CLOUB BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOOD JOB OPPURTUNITIES AND GREAT BENEFITS

    Reply

  235. sohair

    May 23, 2006

    hi my neam is sohair , im looking for part time job .thank yuo for yuor time , pleas emil me an applacation becouse i cont find a on line applacation for wal maret thank you agean .

    Reply

  236. I is a collage stoodent

    May 23, 2006

    I think all these people are aware that there is no application on this site and are intentionally making themselves appear ignorant on purpose.

    Reply

  237. renee

    May 25, 2006

    ummm why is wal marts computer application at the store so damn long like its just the place to work at and yea their customer service is reall shiatty

    Reply

  238. renee

    May 25, 2006

    oh and why that bitch on comment 230 named sohair cant spell if her life depended on it lol!!!!!!

    Reply

  239. Evan Sisk

    May 26, 2006

    If you could please send me a application I would graetly appreciate this I would also like to add that im a hard worker and Im ready and welling to work for.

    Thankyou
    Evan Sisk

    Reply

  240. Sam

    May 28, 2006

    I have been searching around for a summer job, and i would like to know the age requiretments as i am 15, i have been searching for any type of idea for age limits, regaurdless of position at Wal Mart

    Reply

  241. Anonymous

    May 28, 2006

    Hi Dear these is David Diaz i don’t know what is the web page for aplication in stores at wal mart thanks

    Reply

  242. ed

    May 29, 2006

    are you people still hiring at wal-mart near by the old wal-mart in pearland TX.

    Reply
  243. May 29, 2006

    Reply

  244. Centralia Shelton

    May 31, 2006

    Hi my name is Centralia Shelton, and I was wondering if I can get a job @Wal-Mart.I would do anything to get a job their. I will be Graduating on June 2,2006, so I can work between any time, and any Wal-Mart.

    Reply

  245. Inki

    Jun 01, 2006

    I really cannot believe its been a year since this posting was made and still people think they can get a job by adding to this blog!

    Maybe they will understand in another language

    Nadie de la compañia Walmart esta leyendo esto!!! Si quieres trabajar en Walmart aplique en la tienda.. NO HAY done aplicar ONLINE!

    Reply

  246. laura

    Jun 07, 2006

    i need a job i cant take this anymore i cant find a web site with the walmart application on it so could you please send me one thank you

    Reply

  247. Jeanne Conley

    Jun 09, 2006

    I AM LOOKING FOR A WALMART JOB APPLICATION, WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION I
    COULD APPLY ON LINE , COULD YOU PLEASE SEND ONE TO ME, I LIVE IN THE
    RHODE ISLAND AREA, LOOKING ANY WHERE FROM CRANSTON TO EAST GREENWICH
    AREA. THANK YOU JEANNE

    Reply

  248. Terianne Johnson

    Jun 10, 2006

    I need to fill out an app so i can get a part time job some where so i can have extra money in my pocket

    Reply

  249. wendy

    Jun 11, 2006

    I have applied two times and walmart and i wanna no why they never hire me

    Reply

  250. wendy

    Jun 11, 2006

    I have applied two times and walmart and i wanna no why they never hire me
    if they say they need people to work i wish they would hire me atleast
    for somedays of the week hopefully they call me soon.

    Reply

  251. HAY WALMRAT

    Jun 12, 2006

    Someone should consider making up an application that asks for bizarre and personal information, and email it to all these saps. If you were truly evil you could probably ask for credit card information.

    Reply

  252. ANTINISHA MURPHY

    Jun 14, 2006

    I LIKE TO WORK FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT IS WHY I NEED A JOB PLEACE SO CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT JOB THANK YOU

    Reply

  253. ANTINISHA MURPHY

    Jun 14, 2006

    I LIKE TO WORK FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT IS WHY I NEED A JOB PLEACE SO CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT JOB THANK YOU

    Reply

  254. amanda

    Jun 27, 2006

    I WAS TOLD I COULD GO ONLINE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION. BUT I CAN NOT
    FIND IT ON THE SITE COULD SOMEONE PLEASE E-MAIL ME AN APPLICATION.

    THANK YOU

    Reply

  255. Monique Perez

    Jul 01, 2006

    My name is Monique perez and i love working. I work so hard to do what I have to do and get the job done right. I am seventeen and want to work in the movies section.

    Reply

  256. barbara thomas

    Jul 01, 2006

    Im looking for the on-line application

    Reply

  257. Anonymous

    Jul 11, 2006

    Look u must not have nothing else to do with your time but toy with peaple life

    Reply

  258. Anonymous

    Jul 13, 2006

    Im looking for an online application

    Reply

  259. Navona

    Jul 16, 2006

    I’m Navona Smith and I really am a Wal Mart lover.I’m only 15 years old
    I’ll be makin 16 in January of next year and, it’s my biggest dream to work at Wal Mart if u could please help me get this job, by some how sending me an application to my e-mail address.I’m very good at any work you assign me to

    My Information is:Navona Smith
    (281)378-1535

    Reply

  260. Misty

    Jul 17, 2006

    This is hilarious! People still think after a year this
    is a place to get an app. And even worse, leaving your
    private info — well that’s just scary! It’s scary what
    the world has become.

    Reply

  261. Marilynn

    Jul 24, 2006

    Hello, My Name is Marilynn I would like to get a job at Wal-Mart in
    Oak Grove Lousiana. I would like to work in the shoe department and
    the jewerly department, clothes department. I am Wal-Mart’s number one shopping fan. Wal-mart is my favorite store. I Love Wal-Mart!!

    Thank You.

    Reply

  262. LILMAMA.

    Jul 26, 2006

    I THINK EVERY ONE THAT LOGGED ON TO THIS WEBSITE IS STUPID.

    Reply

  263. LILMAMA.

    Jul 26, 2006

    THINK EVERYONE THAT LOGGED ON THIS WEBSITE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO

    Reply

  264. Anonymous

    Jul 27, 2006

    I WANT TO APPLY FOR AJOB

    Reply

  265. Claudia

    Jul 28, 2006

    i want to clean walmart store

    Reply

  266. Claudia

    Jul 28, 2006

    CLEANING

    Reply

  267. Qahhara

    Jul 31, 2006

    i really am looking for a good job but also a a job that i can do and walmart seems like an interesting place to work at i would like to work there and i would be a very dedicated worker that will get along with everyone and get the job done and sometimes have fun but mostly be serious. so please give me this job! lol

    Reply

  268. brandon dixon

    Jul 31, 2006

    i am willing and good with working with people i can lift heavy things
    and i’m good at being and coming to work on time so i’m the right
    person for your store thank you brandon dixon

    Reply

  269. Darrin

    Aug 02, 2006

    This blog is absolutely ridiculous and absurd! Are you people actually so freaking dense to believe that you are applying to a store? Further more, those of you taking advantage of others stupidity; well applaud yourselves because if they are that damn stupid they deserve it. If you need a job, pound the pavement! That is the only way to acquire one. If you don’t, then reading this blog is quit entertaining and a good way to pass time. The utter lack of respect to the English language is baffling and frankly I feel most of you posting for jobs should be going back to school because no respectable business is going to hire illiterate morons who can’t even perform such a simple task as filling out an application. Good day and GOOD LUCK!

    Reply

  270. Troy

    Aug 03, 2006

    This site is so funny. (Thanks Wal-Mart)

    Reply

  271. Jeffrey

    Aug 04, 2006

    I need a job application please send me one in my e-mail. I trying to look for a job here in florida.

    Reply

  272. Jeffrey

    Aug 04, 2006

    I need a job application please send me one in my e-mail. I amtrying to look for a job here in florida.

    Reply

  273. Steve

    Aug 06, 2006

    What a bunch of morons

    Reply

  274. loretta

    Aug 07, 2006

    iam not yet got the job

    Reply

  275. Bob

    Aug 07, 2006

    Pick me Wal-Mart! Pick me!

    Reply

  276. aloe jelly beans

    Aug 09, 2006

    I would love to work for Wal-Mart/Sam’s Club even with their bad rap. I need the money. I could go down there, transferring over two buses and stand in line for application and then filling it out with all that noise and distraction. But it would leave me tense and angry.

    Delaware’s Wal-Mart branch needs to have these appliacations or the state could simply publish a generic online job aspplication– one that could be submitted right then and there after completion. It would be far more benificial to everyone.

    Reply

  277. aloe jelly beans

    Aug 09, 2006

    …and I can’t help but notice the lack of English proficiency from the majority of posters who are asking for jobs at Wal-Mart. They should know that this is satire.

    Hmm… but I stand by what I say for my state even if it will never happen so I will continue as they did in the old days– come to store, ask for application and wait to be rejected or accepted.

    Reply

  278. Anonymous

    Aug 10, 2006

    I need a job application, i am at school trying for my ged
    i really need a part time job from monday to thursday and a full time job from friday to sunday i really need help i promise i’ll be at work on time i got 1 child and not employed i am trying my best to do what i got to do

    Reply

  279. Angela Adams

    Aug 10, 2006

    I need a job application

    Reply

  280. Mindy

    Aug 10, 2006

    I need a job application. I am a single mom of three and I am going for
    my G.E.D. I am not employed right now but i am looking.

    Reply

  281. soheyla

    Aug 10, 2006

    i need a walmart application so that i can feel it out at home.

    Reply

  282. dj yoshie

    Aug 14, 2006

    well first thing first, if you get out of the house more
    instead of looking for a job on yhe internet then you
    would know that the only way that you get a job out of this is
    you have to have a job. go fill out an ap on monster you have a
    better chance there for all of you that don’t know you can not fill
    a ap for wal-mart on the net.

    Reply

  283. cheryl

    Aug 14, 2006

    Wal-Mart sucks, I don’t know why everyone thinks wal-mart is such a
    good place to work.

    Reply
  284. Aug 19, 2006

    Reply
  285. Aug 20, 2006

    Reply

  286. Stanley Sims

    Aug 21, 2006

    I need job application so that I can fill out. I need a PT job
    every even Monday thru Thursday 5;00 until Fri,Sat,sun all day if
    needed. this is for the wal-mart in Blytheville Arkansas.

    Reply

  287. Richard Bowles

    Aug 21, 2006

    I think your company may be losing alot of good potential employees by not not not having a legitimate on line application. Most large companies like yourself have one and you don’t have to waste valuable time hunting for the site…only to find out there is none.

    Reply

  288. Lofa

    Aug 25, 2006

    ……..lol…..u got me….

    plssssssss, i neeeeed to get a job……lol….

    Reply

  289. Sarah Flores

    Aug 30, 2006

    Please E-mail me a job application

    Reply

  290. t_conners@bellsouth.

    Sep 02, 2006

    i really need a job i have two who needs thing in life and i want there life to be better than mine.

    Reply

  291. Hannah

    Sep 03, 2006

    My name is Hannah I live in Milwaukee.I’m looking for a job.I will
    definitally stop by the store to pick up an application.

    Reply

  292. Jason

    Sep 08, 2006

    I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE HOW MANY STUPID MORONS THINK THIS IS A SITE TO GET AN APPLICATION FOR WAL-MART. HAVE OF THESE IDIOTS CAN’T EVEN PROPERLY FORMULATE A SENTENCE. I LIKE THE ONE GUY WHO SAID “I NEED TO FEEL OUT A WALMART APPLICATION”. FEEL OUT HUH? JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE WAL-MART’S DREAM CANDIDATE LET ME TELL YOU.

    THIS IS NOT A GODDAMN SITE TO REQUEST WALMART APPLICATIONS YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DO NOT ASK US TO SEND YOU AN APPLICATION OR TO EMAIL YOU AN APPLICATION OR TO GIVE YOU A LINK TO AN APPLICATION.

    Reply

  293. Jason

    Sep 08, 2006

    I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU DARRIN. MY GOD, SAVE US ALL…

    Reply

  294. Markens Joseph

    Sep 10, 2006

    Good Evening my name is Markens Joseph and i heard alot about this company. And i would loved to work for this company i’m a very hard worker very dependable and a very quick learner i do lived in norwich. I would always get to work on time don’t mind staying late or working overtime.

    Reply

  295. Tim

    Sep 10, 2006

    Hey jason watch who you are calling a moron you idiot! “have of these
    idiots” I hope you meant half but you more than likely didn’t. So quit your bitchn
    your bitchin and just shut up!

    Reply

  296. shanice_260@yahoo.co

    Sep 11, 2006

    how old do u have to be to work at walmart!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Reply

  297. Christina Mason

    Sep 11, 2006

    I am 14 teen years old I live near the Garner Wal-Mart and I am
    wondering do you have any open’s for a 14 yaer old female. E-mail me
    @ candy_cherry_cherry@yahoo.com

    Thank you
    Have a blessed day!

    Reply

  298. Holly

    Sep 11, 2006

    I just wonder how people can be so stupid…

    Reply

  299. Ashley

    Sep 12, 2006

    Haha…..Yeah. Lemme put it this way. I agree with the comments about
    how this isnt an application site for Walmart. If you wanna apply, go to the store. Trust me…the sun isn’t all that bad. Quite a few locations are open 24 hours. And the guy that posted his phone number…yeah. you get the “Certified dumb-ass award. Mhmm. I’ll tell you one thing though. Walmart SUCKS. Big time. I worked there for 6 months. I’m not saying that all walmart places are like this. but hey,
    let’s be realistic about it. They aren’t all about you and your future and your family. toss that bullshit aside, and look at the true side of it. they are a buisness. they will pay you a penny for a thousand dollars worth of work. your health insurance don’t kick in for 6 months (just so they know you are qualified for it.) and if you get hurt like i did, they refuse to cover the medical bills. And you have supervisors that you wanna take into the dark truck trailor in dock 2 beat the shit out of. I was ran over by a pallet of frozen/dairy goods. on new years of 2005. well, it was december 29th but close e fucking nough. Anyways. The pallet ran me over because one of the guys was trying to show off for the new girl (in which he admitted to it) Even though i had asked him not to help me he did anyways and he pushed the pallet reeally fuckin fast. i hollered and so did everyone else for him to stop pushing it. all i know is that the pallet went up tipped and my left foot was in between the pallet jacks wheels. everyone stood there in shock like OMG! and after i yelled shit at them they got it off of me. now after i walked over to a stack of pallets and sat on them my supervisor (which was standing there when my foot got smooshed) cme over to me and asks me ” Do you think you can finish unloading the truck???” i wanted to punch him….oh so bad -_- ….anyways, the truck driver said that the particular pallet that nailed me wieged in at 4,000 some odd pounds. As pissed as I was, I worked for another half hour and went home. Hell, I couldnt feel my foot. the next day I went to thier little “ER” thing. US Healthworks??? yeah. the first lady was cool as shit, but the rest – nope. my first appointment i got her. she thought my foot was broken. so she wrapped it up for me and i went a few days later to the next appointment. they gave me 800 milligram ibproufens. the third appointment, they took x rays….they refused to let me see them. they still do to this day. I am currently in the process of getting them so that i can see if my foot was broken or fractured. Anyways, in ending this fucking book that I have just written for you, dont work there. yeah, they pay decent, but you put up with FAR too much bullshit and sexual and racial harrassment its not even funny. In the end..it burns you. and you end up all pissed like me! ^_^ woot! Now go…and be a happy today…..

    Reply

  300. joe soutar

    Nov 09, 2009

    the starting saler

    Reply

  301. merc

    Nov 15, 2009

    The WalMart interview SUCKS! It is a script with 4 mutiple choice selections for each question. It is very impersonal focusing on negative situations versus the applicant’s positive qualities which could contribute to the company. The interviewers chosen are not qualified. If one should happen to make an alledged “wrong” response they gasp with horror. These people are the ones who need to be evaluated.
    Human beings are individuals and cannot be dumped into one mold.

    Reply

  302. sale

    Dec 16, 2009

    i need a job very badly.

    Reply

  303. lila

    Dec 19, 2009

    hi i really need a job i wanna work in walmart because walmart is
    my best shooing store i wanna work in walmart ifthere is an iring u can mail me in lilaram82@yahoo.com

    Reply

  304. wasim shaukat

    Jan 02, 2010

    i want to apply in wallmart for job

    Reply

  305. Syed Mudassar Abbas

    Jan 03, 2010

    I want to apply to do job in any where specillay walmart

    Reply

  306. Jennifer Norred

    Jan 04, 2010

    Some of you guys need to go get your elementary school diploma before you consider getting a job. I have never seen so many stupid people in one place. There is nothing wrong with being dumb but you don’t have to let the entire world know how stupid you are. Even Wal-Mart has some standards.

    Reply

  307. Jennifer Norred

    Jan 04, 2010

    wal-mart.com How hard is that?

    Reply

  308. Anonymous

    Jan 14, 2010

    hi my name is jass i am looking for job i have an experience in 7 eleven

    Reply

  309. Anonymous

    Jan 14, 2010

    hi i am indi i am looking for a job i have an experience in optus custumer service?

    Reply

  310. Alisha

    Feb 27, 2010

    If you are posting your contact information on a blog.. that is clearly intended for COMMENTS ONLY.. in the hopes of landing a job at Wal-Mart, you really shouldn’t be working. You may want to apply for a disability check.
    This is NOT Wal-Mart! If you want a job at Wal-Mart… GO TO THE SITE AND COMPLETE THE APPLICATION THERE!!! I’m pretty sure no one here is going to forward your comment or personal information to Wal-Mart.
    After reading many posts from people begging for a job, it saddened my heart that so many people think that the way to get a job is by simply saying, “I want a job.. contact me please at …” Really? What world hires people without having a formal application on file..without an interview? Can I get a one-way ticket there because I would love to tell someone to hire me for a 6 figure income position and have it happen.

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  311. shamika

    Mar 02, 2010

    i think we should so we can just make some money so we dont dont nothing crazy

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  312. shamika

    Mar 02, 2010

    i think we should get a job so we will not do nothing crazy to hurt some one

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