I’ve been saving some little bits of homeland stupidity for your enjoyment. So enjoy!

• Mitt Romney, the governor of Massachusetts, doesn’t know how much it costs to ride the T in Boston. Romney said at a press conference that the fare was $1.00. “Informed of the $1.25 it now costs, Romney told reporters ‘OK, I’ll give you a quarter.’”
• Armed Forces Network television public service commercials still suck. “‘Diversification is a big word,’ a talking chicken tells us.” “‘It’s shit like this that makes me embarrassed to be in the Army,’ a sergeant to my left spits, as the television returns to its regular Fox News broadcast.”
• “I will defend you and try to get rid of any stereotypes,” said Ricky Martin, who wants to be the spokesperson for Arab youth. While wearing “a traditional Arab kaffiyeh headscarf with the slogan ‘Jerusalem Is Ours’ written in Arabic on it.” Yeah, that will incite peace.