http://www.homelandstupidity.us/2005/12/02/airline-security-prohibitions-loosened-flight-attendants-terrorists-oppose-change/ Protect yourself from government gaffes, bureaucratic blunders and incumbent incompetence Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:25:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.homelandstupidity.us/2005/12/02/airline-security-prohibitions-loosened-flight-attendants-terrorists-oppose-change/#comment-3498 The Onion’s new TSA airport screening guidelines - Homeland Security or Homeland Stupidity Sat, 24 Dec 2005 18:00:04 +0000 http://www.ioerror.us/2005/12/02/airline-security-prohibitions-loosened-flight-attendants-terrorists-oppose-change/#comment-3498 [...] The Onion’s new TSA airport screening guidelines By: IO ERROR Posted: December 24, 2005 12:46 pm Hm, I forgot to pick up a copy of this week’s Onion, so thanks to Bruce Schneier for reminding me. Sure enough, the TSA’s new airport screening guidelines are in there. And here at Homeland Stupidity, we never pass up a good government joke.So the new guidelines, which went into effect Thursday, permit additional items such as small scissors and screwdrivers to be carried on board, so that screening resources can be focused toward less funny threats, like explosives and people with bipolar disorder. [...] [...] The Onion’s new TSA airport screening guidelines By: IO ERROR Posted: December 24, 2005 12:46 pm Hm, I forgot to pick up a copy of this week’s Onion, so thanks to Bruce Schneier for reminding me. Sure enough, the TSA’s new airport screening guidelines are in there. And here at Homeland Stupidity, we never pass up a good government joke.So the new guidelines, which went into effect Thursday, permit additional items such as small scissors and screwdrivers to be carried on board, so that screening resources can be focused toward less funny threats, like explosives and people with bipolar disorder. [...]

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