Congress votes to repeal Bill of Rights

April 1, 2006 @ 6 Comments

The House of Representatives and Senate both voted Saturday in favor of a Constitutional amendment to repeal the Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the U.S. Constitution. The proposal had overwhelming bipartisan support, receiving a 371-55 vote in the House, and a 91-8 vote in the Senate. The proposed amendment now goes to the states for ratification.

“We’ve ignored the important issue of the Bill of Rights for far too long in this country,” said House majority leader John Boehner (R-Ohio). “This amendment will help us provide for the safety and security of all Americans by ensuring that Congress and the President can do whatever is necessary to achieve that goal.”

“As a government, we haven’t been obeying the Bill of Rights for so long, that it’s just become time to officially get rid of it,” said Sen. Bill Frist (R-Tenn.). “This will clear the way for the Christian state we have been trying so hard to build.”

The proposed Constitutional amendment simply reads: “The first through tenth amendments to the Constitution are hereby repealed.”

For the most part, only a few Democrats disagreed with the proposed amendment. “The Bill of Rights is critical to protecting America, and it is a mistake to try to repeal it,” Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wis.) said. “Without the Bill of Rights to restrain Congress, it could begin to run amok, passing laws which are contrary to the interests of ordinary American people.”

The measure comes at a time when many Americans believe the Constitution is outdated and irrelevant to the present society, which bears little resemblance to the society existing when the country was founded.

In order to become effective, the proposed amendment must be ratified by at least three-fourths of the 50 states, or 38 states.

Update: As someone managed to guess, this post was an April Fool. Please see the comments below for more information.

6 Comments → “Congress votes to repeal Bill of Rights”


  1. Charles W. Stricklin

    Apr 01, 2006

    Ha ha hah hahahahaha!

    April Fools!


  2. Michael Hampton

    Apr 01, 2006

    Okay, you caught me on this one, but even so, it’s hauntingly close to reality.


  3. Chris Hansen

    Apr 01, 2006

    You know, I completely forgot that it was ‘April Fools Day’ as it is also my son’s birthday. I’ve been so wrapped up in birthday stuff and soccer games that I almost went apolectic after reading that.

    Nice one.


  4. Oppressed by Bush

    Apr 01, 2006

    LOL! You scared the hell out of me! Hahahaha! In this sort of case, I couldnt not be happier to be an “April fool”. :D


  5. Jason

    Apr 02, 2006

    How to tell a phony article:
    No sources cited, whatsoever.


  6. Michael Hampton

    Apr 02, 2006

    Don’t bet on that, Jason. :)


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