The ridiculous lawmakers in the state of Michigan want to outlaw the dissemination of information on how to make methamphetamine. The bill, approved by the state Senate, now goes to the House. Under the bill, the state attorney general could sue web sites which provide information on how to make methamphetamine, according to WOOD-TV.
So I’m going to tell you how to make methamphetamine.
But first I’m going to tell you that if you blow yourself up, don’t come crying to me. The process is simple but extremely dangerous. Also, it’s absolutely ridiculous to try to outlaw information. Not only is it a clear violation of the First Amendment, it’s utterly stupid.
The problem with illegal drugs is not the drugs, it’s the illegality. It draws people in to use drugs who otherwise wouldn’t be interested, and it creates criminals out of thin air, where otherwise would be responsible businesses. Didn’t we learn anything from Al Capone and the first Prohibition?
So without further ado, how to make methamphetamine, courtesy of our friends at the Temple of the Screaming Electron:
Here’s the REAL Nazi way to make methamphetamine. (The Nazis used meth during WWII to make their troops super-hyper and CRAZY as FUCK. Hitler loved the stuff, which may be why he came up with so many amazingly BAD IDEAS.)
WARNING: You will be using dangerous chemicals while producing this shit. This is not a fucking game, this is not something you do for fun, you MUST know what you’re doing.
I have used this formula and made 1/4 pound of some high quality shit.
Materials you need:
- 3 Gallons of Anhydrous Ammonia
- 40 lithium batteries (allthough ive never tried it, ive heard you can replace the betteries with lithium pills)
- 4 gal of starter fluid
- 5000 Ephedrine pills
- 2 liter GLASS bottle
- long rubber hose
- bottle of sulfuric acid
- 5 gallon bucket
- ball of alluminum foil
- Remove the casing from the batteries and get the strips.
- Put the Ani, pills, starter fluid, and lithium strips in the 5 gallon bucket
- Put a hole in the bottle that is big enough to fit your hose. Put the hose on the bottle
- Put the sulfuric acid in the bottle, but be careful cause that shit will eat you to the bone.
- Put a ball of alluminum foil in the bottle.
- Take the free end of the hose and put it in the bottom the the bucket.
- In all the bubbling is done give it a stir and let it sit for 4 hours.
- After 4 hours CAREFULLY pour out the nasty liquid. you will see alot of gunk at the bottom, thats all meth. get it all out and let it dry.
WHAT?! It’s that easy. Not exactly, take EVERY precaution you can.
After it’s done, it will be one big chunk of rock. You can either crush it up into a powder form and sell it as crank (which seems to go farther), or you can break off in small chunks sell it as Ice (goes shorter but people LOVE ice). After you’re done, you will have a ¼ pound of meth, which is 4 ounces. I sold 3 and kept one for myself.
Precautions
Wear a mask and gloves if you can
Do it someplace remote.
NEVER let the sulfuric acid touch the ani, as it will poison your batch. Make sure there’s not moisture in or around the bucket or, as totse says,
KA-FUCKING-BOOM!
Don’t be a dumbass. KNOW WHAT YOU’RE FUCKING WITH!!! — Temple of the Screaming Electron
As for the Michigan attorney general, you just TRY and sue me for exercising my First Amendment rights. In this case I’ve got federal law on my side. Go away and do something constructive.
Props to Hammer of Truth.
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Paul
Apr 07, 2006
All that “war on drugs” is so ridiculous. People will get drugs anyway. Just make the stuff legal and put some nice sales tax on it. Its a win-win for everyone.
People don’t have to rely in criminals for their drugs.
Others have new business opportunities.
The state gets new tax money.
Oh…and with all the tax money from the drugs and the new business owners we could pay for rehab centers or real drug education. Not that “don’t do drugs” nonsense.
tj
Apr 07, 2006
you rock.
victoria
Jul 10, 2006
you left out a few steps that seem minor and those of us such as
myself and apparently you who know what we are doing wouldn’t normally
consider a step just something we’d automatically do well someone with
no experiance needs to know exactly what to do or they may blow them
selves up or end up spending a lot of money on ingrediants that lead to
no dope.
Michael Hampton
Jul 10, 2006
The idea of morons blowing themselves up because they didn’t know what they were doing doesn’t bother me in the least.
I don’t make meth, but I do know that it’s important to verify information, and have some idea of what you’re doing when you start something you’ve never done before.
The post itself is less about meth and more about me calling out the attorney general of Michigan, though.
Anonymous
Feb 18, 2007
If you believe legalizing the making and selling of a drug would make it a gainful venture, filled with the same or even remotely resembling the lucrative nature it has as an illegal indeavor you’re wrong. In legal market driven capitalism, competition will improve production efficiency and lower costs of both production and sales prices to a point where profit will be like any other legally manufactured, unregulated commodity. Instead of selling your batch for $3000.00 (just a guess), you may get only $175.00 for the same quantity in a free market. The product may then fetch $300-400.00 on the street, given the wholesale cost. That is just what happens when everybody jumps in. Nonetheless, use of the drug is very harmful to a society as it destroys individuals and turns them into thieves, deadbeats and leaches and just plain miserable shells of once former hopefuls.
Jess
May 25, 2007
I need to know how to take a bag of crushed crystal meth. that has been mixed with some cut and re rock it into nice looking chunky pieces again….? can you help me? I need to know by … today!!!!! I look forward to hearing from you
abbasi
Jun 18, 2007
plaes tel how can to put 4 gallon starter fluid and 3 gallon ammonia anhydrous in 5 bucket
abbasi
Jun 18, 2007
plaes let me now how can to put 4gallon starter fluid and 3gallon ammonia in 5 bucket
cloudy
Jun 21, 2007
i have to say i am curious as to the quantities issue here? you like david fuckin copperfield or what? as far as i know, the physics are impossible
shorty
Jul 03, 2007
if anyone has a cabin near curtis lake, call banana.
john
Oct 05, 2007
abbasi, hooked on phonics really works. you should try it, or get off the drugs before you make a post!!
3xxx
Feb 14, 2008
plaes let me now how can to put 4gallon starter fluid and 3gallon ammonia in 5 bucket
what the aluminiom foil weight. gr or pound
what the size of litiumn batteri . and what material of bucket .
Dr GaNjA FaRmEr
Mar 07, 2008
* 3 Gallons of Anhydrous Ammonia???? >< H2SO4
this way suck
SeemoreCox
Jan 29, 2010
If you are looking up how to make meth the internet, you’re an idiot. I’ll be hearing about you guys on the news… and laugh when the story post Dumb-ass killed by blowing himself up, making meth allegedly from a post on the internet. Stick to weed people, less dangerous and well you guys might just be able to blow yourselves up with it. Ya never know.
fhgffh
Jun 22, 2010
I know how to make meth and it takes 40boxs 20 pills a box to make 1/4 and 20 batteries and 12oz of ann and 24oz of colman your fucking stuped
sum fun
Jul 09, 2010
that’s pretty cool. I agree no one should be able to say cigarettes are legal but pot and ice are not. WTF? I mean where’s the logic? Ice and cigs can kill u, pot caan not. Amsterdam here I come…plus I love the x…this should be legal….every one would be so fucking happy. Disease however might still pose a threat lol.
coco
Aug 20, 2010
wow!! YOU GUYS ARE REAL MASTERMINDS. CLEAN UP AND FIND REHAB BEFORE YOU BLOW YOURSELVES UP!!!! NO 1 EVER HEARD OF SHAKE AND N BAKE NOT SAYING TO DO IT, BUT IT IS A LOT SAFER, DUMBASSESS!!!