It must be Week of the Weird. This week I’ve gathered three of the strangest examples of stupidity of government officials ever to cross my desk.
- Angie Marquez, the principal of Worthington Elementary School in Inglewood, Calif., trying to prevent students from leaving to attend immigration protests, misread the district handbook and locked the school down using a procedure intended for nuclear attacks. Students were forced to remain in their classrooms and relieve themselves in buckets.
- The sole air traffic controller on the overnight shift at Sea-Tac disappeared for at least 25 minutes early in the morning of April 11, affecting two planes and causing the airport to close briefly. Nobody seems willing to say where the controller was during that time.
- Somehow a letter to a constituent escaped the office of Rep. Jo Ann Emerson (R-Mo.) with the final lines “I am honored to serve as your representative in the U.S. Congress. I think you’re an asshole.” Emerson, who apologized for the obscenity in the letter, (PDF) nevertheless isn’t sure how it got there.
Apr 20, 2006
Grain of Salt
John Hodges
Aug 27, 2007
Hello;
This is part of an email I received when I ask to be unsubscribed from a DOD email list. I am dumber for having read it.
“1. You could be subscribed under a different, but equivalent address. For instance, if your e-mail address as it appears in the ‘From:’ line of messages coming from you has the misfortune of depending on the distance between your workstation and the terminal room door, you were probably subscribed from a different address and, while your mail system knows that the two addresses are equivalent, LISTSERV has no way to know that.
In this case the only thing you can do, beyond contacting the list owner, is to send a “REVIEW DODTODAY-L” command to find out under what address you are subscribed, and try to duplicate it with the help of your user support people.”