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Hayden nominated for CIA director amid scandal

May 9, 2006

I don't typically talk about things so mundane as corrupt government officials here, as that sort of thing is so entrenched in the Beltway that people only seem to care when it gets way out of hand. And I try to avoid speculating, especially when I don't have any knowledge of a situation. So I'm not going to say a word about what might have caused two high-ranking Central Intelligence Agency officials to resign abruptly over the last few days.

The news just keeps breaking

May 7, 2006

Here are some updates to four stories previously covered at Homeland Stupidity.

Guantanamo Five released to Albania

May 6, 2006

Five ethnic Uighurs who had been captured in Afghanistan and held in Guantanamo Bay by the U.S. military after being declared not enemy combatants were released to Albania on Friday, ending a protracted court battle over their continued detention.

Specter: Uribe wants RFID for migrant workers

May 5, 2006

Here's an interesting immigration idea. Why don't we put RFID chips inside every foreign person who enters the country?

Terrorist leaders suffer from stupidity

May 5, 2006

If you're a terrorist leader, one would expect you know how to do simple things like operate a rifle, and one would expect that the people around you would also know how to handle their weapons. Not Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. In video captured by U.S. forces and released Thursday, al-Zarqawi is seen struggling to operate an American-made M249 rifle, while his aides do stupid things such as grab the rifle by its barrel and burn themselves.

What's wrong with high gas prices?

May 4, 2006

There are two big issues that people in the U.S. are concerned about today. I dealt with one of them a couple of weeks ago. And today I'm going to tackle the other one: high gas prices.

Server outage

May 3, 2006

Homeland Stupidity has been up and down, mostly down, over the last day or so. The reason for the outage is due to failed server hardware.

New Orleans disaster plan: Run like hell

May 3, 2006

New Orleans, La., mayor Ray Nagin has unveiled the city's new disaster plan. It's quite a simple plan: Run for the hills, run for your lives.

Another threat of the idiot box

May 2, 2006

There is a danger lurking in your home. This threat, heretofore unknown, can claim the life of your child at every moment. In the last year, this threat has claimed the lives of at least four small children and injured at least 10,000 others. That threat is the stupidity of their parents. And now they want to make you pay for their stupidity.

Bad cop, no donut

May 1, 2006

We've all heard whispered stories about police officers letting people off the hook, if they give the officer something in return. Something of a sexual nature. Here are four collected stories from this week.

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