Because of the reaction of the American people to heightened security at U.S. and other airports in response to the United Kingdom’s Thursday announcement that it had broken up a terrorist plot to blow up planes en route from the U.K. to the U.S., the Homeland Stupidity threat level has been raised to HIGH (orange).
The Home Office said Thursday that it had arrested 24 people across the U.K. in connection with a terrorist plot to carry liquid explosives onto planes from the U.K. to the U.S., assemble a bomb in flight and blow up the planes over the Atlantic Ocean.
Transportation Security Administration officials immediately boosted the terror alert for commercial air travel and banned liquids and gels from passengers’ carry-on luggage. The prohibited items included shampoo, bottles of water, hair spray and sunblock.
“This was clearly an active plot, clearly going to be a massive devastating attack, and we just are not going to take any chances on that,” TSA Administrator Kip Hawley said in an interview. — Washington Post
TSA also screened people at gates and began more thorough screening of checked luggage.
A Washington, D.C.-based TSA screener told (MP3) the radio talk show Free Talk Live that “everything went straight to hell. I just hope all this is temporary, for God’s sake.”
Homeland Security also threw what little common sense it still had into the ubiquitous trash cans, he said, which they brought out very early Thursday morning just for the occasion.
“Even the pilots, some of whom are allowed to bring guns onto the plane, can’t even bring a cup of coffee,” the screener said. “I’m surprised that pilots don’t get an exemption; they don’t need a bomb to bring down the plane.”
This screener asked the common sense question of whether sealed, unopened drink containers could be brought on board, at which point even his co-workers heckled him. “I’m surrounded by retards,” he said.
A terrorist plot disrupted in 1995, known as the Bojinka plot, involved smuggling explosives on board airplanes in bottles of contact lens cleaner. And U.S. and British officials who spoke on condition of anonymity said the U.K. terror plot involved smuggling liquid explosives in sports drink bottles, assembling an explosive device in flight and detonating it using a consumer electronic device such as an MP3 player.
Lines at U.S. airports began stretching for hours, and Americans, who for some reason persist in holding a fantasy of living in a free country, just took it.
“I just think it goes from sublime to ridiculous when I can’t bring contact lens solution on a plane,” said Garnet Woodham, 43, of Silver Spring, Md. “Now they allow scissors, but they don’t allow deodorant, shaving cream or cologne? I’m willing to curtail some of my liberties in the interest of public safety and flying, but at some point, it’s enough already.”
Just how much of your freedom are you willing to give up before you say enough is enough?
Duane Woerth, president of the Air Line Pilots Association, said he appreciated quick action and hoped better measures were put in place soon.
“If one week from today we’re still having three-block-long security lines looking for toothpaste and everybody is the same threat, then they will have overdone it,” Woerth said, adding that he was concerned that the government’s first response to such incidents is to “paralyze the system.”
“No system can survive if everyone is treated like Osama bin Laden himself,” he said. “We need to move away from that kind of system. Is this forever, at every airport, everyday? We’re going back to two-hour security lines and missed connections. What are we doing here?” — Washington Post
“You can see from the disruptions why no action was taken against that until it was deemed necessary,” said Robert Ayers, a terrorism expert with Chatham House in London. “The question is what’s practical? Where do you draw the line? Flights could be even safer if everybody was required to fly naked and with no luggage.”
And the point of this dog and pony show is not to make people safe. The point is to make people feel safe. Only by first terrorizing the people, (PDF) and then offering to make them feel better, could these egregious violations of our liberty be carried out — and then demanded by the people!
President Bush on Thursday called this terrorism plot “a stark reminder that this nation is at war with Islamic fascists who will use any means to destroy those of us who love freedom, to hurt our nation.”
Anyone in the U.S. who actually wants freedom risks getting shot by someone with a badge and a very large gun, and very frequently do get shot, which is why I’m starting to have trouble telling the difference.
The government not only cannot make you safe, that’s not why it’s there. It’s there to make itself safe from you. It has no responsibility to protect you, the courts have repeatedly said. And if security fails, you have no recourse.
If you want real security, rather than this giant illusion, get it out of the hands of the government.
And about those terrorists: They keep coming because the U.S. foreign policy invites them. They don’t hate our freedom; they hate our government screwing around in the Middle East and other places it doesn’t belong.
That wasn’t just my own conclusion; it was the conclusion of a Pentagon report (MP3) to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. But as long as the U.S. continues to meddle in the affairs of other countries, there will continue to be terrorist attacks against the U.S.
Our foreign policy, according to Thomas Jefferson, should be: “Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations — entangling alliances with none.” It’s never been so in my lifetime. And that’s why you aren’t safe.
pk
Aug 11, 2006
Right on. Pretty soon they’re going to have us bag our clothes and wear TSA issued paper jump suits.
Machs
Aug 11, 2006
Brand new TSA diktats right here!
MS
Aug 11, 2006
This has nothing to do with US meddling. It has everything to do with cultural and religious indoctrination. Listen to some of those backwoods Am radio stations on your way down I95. You’ll hear good ol’ US voters talking about the end times and how they are GLAD about the troubles between fanatics and the US and Isreal because it bodes for the time they are Raptured, and the sooner the better for them. Likewise, why not blow yourself up on an airplane if it gives you seven virgins in heaven? And why not fight to the last woman and child to keep hold of a small piece of desert called the Holy Land? Thomas Jefferson was obviously wrong about the ability of political systems to live in “honest friendship”. As I recall, he died pretty much disillutioned about the world, after having the reigns of power himself. No, Mr. Hampton, you have it all wrong, it is about terrorism of the crazy few over the sane rest of us. There is no way to get rid of it. So we have to live with it, including not taking toothpaste on an airplane, I guess. Don’t fly, drive! Gas is still cheap here compared to the rest of the world. And the GMs and FORDs will not let car sales diminish if we stop buying because of the price of gas. They’ll pull out all that great secret technology they’ve been holding on to, but only after we suffer some more. Because they are terrorists in their own right. And I guess maybe you are too, fomenting such hate at Homeland Stupidity, as you do.
Michael Hampton
Aug 11, 2006
Excuse me? You really shouldn’t call anti-terrorists terrorists. It’s very confusing. Of course, your entire comment reveals you are confused, so I’m not terribly surprised.
The only thing I hate is stupidity, and I’m more than happy to foment THAT, even if it does result in my having to read messages such as yours.
Jefferson wasn’t wrong about the answer. Rather, everyone was wrong about being able to keep the federal government under control. Jefferson also gave us the answer to that problem, but we have so far failed to employ it.
CFisher
Aug 11, 2006
We’re so collectively scared of death that we’re willing to yield what freedom we have left to our leaders so they can protect us through oppressive homeland measures that may or may not work and through methods overseas that inspire more hatred.
I don’t think there will be a line for most people as long as the government keeps promising to protect their lives (even if it continues to fail to do so).
It’s ironic that this is the current state of the country that once long ago inspired a man to say: Give me liberty or give me death.
Heide
Aug 12, 2006
MS one big differance between rapture and suicide is that people who
are going to be raptured dont want to kill you first. They would
rather share thier belief with you and have you make your own
conclusion, they dont want to share thier beleif and if you dont join,
Heide
Aug 12, 2006
(oops) then kill you….hmmmm – sounds like a big differance to me.
Why are you concerned about the AM radio stations and good Ol us voters
if they are a “crazed few” over the “sane” rest? That could be said
for most of society could’nt it. What I love are people who comment
on blogs, but NEVER leave the address to a blog of thier own, or the
full name of the commenter….somthing you said that you are not
willing to take full responsability for?
Sorry Mike to take up such a large portion of comment space. I hate
idiocy also…great blog – first time I have been here. Keep up the
great work. :)
Alfred Doten
Aug 12, 2006
How are we as a country ever going to find terrorest,if we let people leuse use false I.D.s and stolen Soceial security numbers to get work and our our our government refuses to enforce those laws by checking those bogus .D. and documents.
elmo
Aug 16, 2006
this form of terrorism is reminiscent of mine warefare…
the actual mine doesnt have to be there to be effective…
you just have to believe that it is there…
look at the havoc this has erupted…
to be prudent it has to be done
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