Bits of homeland stupidity

September 13, 2006 @ Michael Hampton32 Comments

If you’ve been reading here for a while, you know I collect large numbers of stories of government stupidity, and rarely have time to share all of them or treat them all with the depth they deserve. Some of the more noteworthy or interesting ones I collect into these “bits” postings.

(It also doesn’t help that I’ve had a massive migraine headache since yesterday.)

Here are a few collected bits from the last week or so.

  • Central Intelligence Agency officers have been signing up for insurance to pay for their defense in case they face civil suits or criminal charges for their acts in the global war on terrorism. The government is reimbursing their insurance premiums, too. I guess having the Justice Department defend you in court isn’t good enough anymore.
  • Speaking of insurance, after 9/11 the government implemented a terrorism reinsurance program to prop up the market for terrorism insurance, and the program is set to expire next year. Insurance policyholders want the insurance companies to transition to a fully private system, while the insurance companies want the government to provide even more financial responsibility in case of terrorist attacks.
  • Investigative reporter Greg Palast has been arrested and charged with unauthorized filming of a “critical national security structure” in Louisiana after filming a trailer park housing Hurricane Katrina evacuees. The critical national security structure turns out to be the oil refinery in the distance.
  • The National Security Agency gave members of the Congressional intelligence committees “a set of administration approved, unclassified talking points” to use when speaking in public about the so-called terrorist surveillance program which listens in on telephone calls of suspected terrorists entering or leaving the U.S. “to advance a particular policy view and present certain facts in the best possible light,” said Sen. John D. Rockefeller IV (D-W.Va.).
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32 Comments → “Bits of homeland stupidity”

  1. Sep 13, 2006

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  2. Robert Duncan O'Fini

    Sep 13, 2006

    It’s just getting started people. It’s just getting started.

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  3. Anonymous

    Sep 13, 2006

    Master…………..Master! Master of Puppets is Pulling your strings
    Controlling your mind and smashing your dreams…….
    Blinded by things that you’ve never seen
    Master. Master Maaaaaaaaaaaaaster. Massssster!
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Wonderful World we are bringing our kids up into huh folks?
    You Turkeys out there EVER going to Wake up?

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  4. sandy from virginia

    Sep 13, 2006

    Even thou i was a painting and print making major in school
    I have not printed any thing in years untill recently ,I could not resist setting myself up to print (silk screen or stamp)12 x 14 posters on paper that resemble street signs, scews ,line boarders,and all that read “WARNING DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID “.I have printed many and have given most of them away hoping to prevent stupid stuff from happening again .They have been very well recived by many in my community …Perhaps I should make my next road sign to read WARNING !!!DONT DO ANY THING ELSE STUPID!

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  5. Anonymous

    Sep 13, 2006

    yes Sandy from Virgina, Bow to YOUR Masters.
    I’m not their servant. You may be. BUT NOT I.

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  6. Mrs. Akin

    Sep 13, 2006

    Goodness! What kind of idiot terrorist would get ideas from some
    amateur home video? Tell ‘em to turn on Fox News instead! These guys
    are trained to train the TERRORists. They actually tell everybody which
    potential targets are being watched closely, which would be the best
    place to hit(Capitol Hill’s lookin’ good), how to do it(blow up railroad
    cars carrying explosive chemicals so you can not only kill a bunch of
    people instantly but also poison the survivors), and the best time to
    attack(before the elections please.) Wait…Never mind. I’m a
    conspiracy terrorist!!! (Did I spell that right?) Don’t listen to me!
    Go get ‘em boys!

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  7. Scott

    Sep 13, 2006

    Long live Greg Palest!

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  8. Hank B

    Sep 13, 2006

    I dont know if it is ‘ideal’ to live anymore, the gun sure is looking mighty good.. I know, lets just show up at the capital, oh, about 10 million of us, or would that lead to nothing as well. Doesnt matter, Mother Nature will handle us here shortly, show us who really is on the top of the food chain after all, it is her…

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  9. Anonymous

    Sep 13, 2006

    To Hank B and others who Know. You can see the secondary explosions
    on the video as the WTC buildings Fall. If pancaking is causing puffs
    of debris. Why are Puffs coming out tens of floors below the impacts
    of pancaking affeted areas? What causes debris and steel to lurch out
    hundreds of feet into the air from the areas affected?
    Why did security cameras work on all days except 9/11 in the
    WTC?
    Why did the 9/11 commission lie about WTC building #7, and it’s
    construction in their report?
    Why are we being told so many lies?
    Because they have something to HIDE! Why else do people LIE?

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  10. joe

    Sep 14, 2006

    Yes, it’s getting started: the bushco cleanup process, that is.

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  11. Eric, Australia

    Sep 14, 2006

    Prior to and during WW2 there was a group in Germany called “Hitler Youth” which amounted to all the kids who were below conscription age (boys & girls). These kids were trained and dressed in millitary style and brainwashed with the propaganda of the day.
    From what I can see, and 99% of the rest of the planet, it wont be long before you dumb yanks will be ordered to enlist your kids in “Bush Youth”, but hey! look on the bright side, at least you will know where they are as you and your family are dragged out of your homes at gunpoint and sent either to Iraq,Iran, Afghanistan, Nth Korea or to the Halliburton detainment/relocation centres/labor camps :o(

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  12. elzee

    Sep 14, 2006

    In just five years, the US “deciders” have instilled a Stalinist atmosphere of paranoia, creating a “papers, please” mentality, while viewing everyone as a potential terror threat with increasingly intensified searches at airports. We have insularity with a “they’re all out to get us” mentality–reinforced daily via the media; “no fly” lists; wiretapping and snooping, encouraging citizens to spy on each other; restricting the right to demonstrate; banning the wearing of anti-government slogans in malls, schools, etc; a hostile police force; arrest and imprisonment without trial or a lawyer; torture; jargon such as “Islamo-fascism;” and pre-emptive wars and invasion of countries under the guise of “liberation.” But what perfectly wraps up this Stalinist paranoia package is the afore-mentioned arrest for photographing a “critical national security structure.”

    Just like in Soviet times, there is no confidence in the electoral process and in effect, there is now a one-party system. The herd of sheep is duped into thinking that “they” hate our freedoms and march to the Soviet-like, patriotic drumbeat of defending the Homeland (I HATE that term!). The passive acceptance of ludicrous threats like the “lip gloss and mascara bomb” shows just how much Americans have been inculcated with fear-mongering propoganda no matter how improbable and unable to recognise the Red tide taking over their country. America has become the new USSR but with the advantage of high-tech to better track everything you do. It will only get worse! BTW, are nail-clippers still classified as a dangerous hijacking weapon?

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  13. Michael Hampton

    Sep 14, 2006

    No, you can take your nail clippers aboard (I think), but bottled water is still verboten.

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  14. Rumple Stiltskin

    Sep 14, 2006

    Nail clippers! Heck, pretty soon everyone boarding an airplane will be forcibly DECLAWED. The system is hopelessly broken. You can’t fix “STOOPID.”

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  15. Bookworm

    Sep 14, 2006

    I just purchased and watched the movie AMERIKA. The ending sucks, but it sure does show exactly what is happening. Just substitute the Russians For the Chinese. Let’s see where it stands, Deep port in the Bahamas, control the Panama Canal, Trying to lease Kelly air force base (closed by Klinton) ports in Corpus and San Antonio…wow it goes on on on, wake up.

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  16. Boudica

    Sep 14, 2006

    I am increasingly often struck dumb (speech) and astounded at the sheer
    absurdity of the clap-trap we are fed daily. “You didn’t see what
    you thought you saw…” seems to be the general mind-game. The towers are
    a prime example of this: I have been wondering the last year if the
    increasingly inaccurate weather reports are deliberately done to “curve”
    our minds in this direction. Yet so many still believe whatever they
    are told despite the evidence to their eyes. Sigh … The coming
    elections should be a hoot!

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  17. sandy from virginia

    Sep 14, 2006

    i think every one should just avoid flying in air planes all together not because of paranoia or some obscure threat but because of the over paid zealous security hassel long lines rude guards etc etc why dont people who usually fly on planes just go on strike .dont do business with air lines any more period especially places like logan etc boy cot air line industry all to gether and stop supporting forine security companies .take a bus or a train …shesh rent a car and drive your self .the more the public supports flying the more it buys into and supports the need to hire and employ more security ,how ironic .flying, it seems has become a tool to remind the public about 911??? it sort of reminds me of a country wanting to puff up its military so it blows up a bunch of places blames it on some desart rats then justifys a boat load of new wepons hummmmmmmm…..

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  18. davdat

    Sep 14, 2006

    We are living under Leo Staussian Elitists who are using ‘controlled’ chaos, and other forms of eugenics to concentrate wealth and power.

    Because of ‘outsourcing’ and advances in technology, the middle class is becoming more of a burden than an asset. Simple physics, when the middle of something becomes thin/weak the top falls over, ouch.

    Watch “V for Vendetta”, show it to your Bush brain-washed friends. It shows a very possible near future, however don’t look to it for a solution.

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  19. Anonymous

    Sep 14, 2006

    fly Paris Hilton Airlines… google it … a story from yesterday that will make ya laugh since nothing real will.

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  20. g1lgam3sh

    Sep 14, 2006

    Who are you going to believe, Bush or your own lying eyes?

    Baaaaaaa

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  21. Kat

    Sep 14, 2006

    All joking aside, we have to demand a criminal investigation into 9/11, and if we don’t, our entire system of government and law will fail.
    YOU ARE WATCHING IT FAIL, NOW.
    We can’t bury our collective heads in the sand, anymore.
    This is so not funny, that it can’t even be joked about.
    The last act of a failed government, is to loot.
    Ask Gorbechov about this. Putin will tell you.

    They are selling off our national assets, as we speak.
    What do you think all this “privitizing” is all about?
    Insider contracts, jerking taxpayers around, the illegal Federal Reserve and taxes on income, w/o Constitutional authority.

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  22. Just a visitor

    Sep 14, 2006

    what do you think we can do? we are a very small minority and the goverment does not care about a couple of people yelling at the whitehouse or petagon.

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  23. Sir_Chancealot

    Sep 14, 2006

    No, they WANT you to think you are a “very small minority”. Here’s what you can do….
    Download and make copies of “Loose Change 2nd. Ed.”, “In Plane Site”, and “Bohemian Grove” (by Alex Jones). Give them out to as many people as you can. These are all available for FREE on the web, and all the authors encourage you to distribute them.

    Christ people! They arrested guys for filming “Critical National Security Infrastructure”, when what they were really filming was a concentration camp here in America. (BTW, that’s mainstream news, folks. Kellog, Brown, and Root received, if I recall correctly, $325 million to build “detention facilities” in America. Wake up before it is too late.

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  24. Anonymous

    Sep 15, 2006

    Good God you people are so freaking twisted and afraid of your own shadow. Well maybe not your own shadow, because as you feel it’s not really your own but some bizarre conspiracy brought about by Mossad and the USA and oh hell space aliens to boot.

    I you can really sit there and believe that both towers were blown up with explosives.
    For Christ sakes folks, how long does it take a company like Controlled Demolitions to bring down something like a smoke stack or a Football stadium.

    You have to drill and place the explosives; you ever think that just might set off some alarm bells in people that are working in their cube?

    If you can take one moment to think things through here about your conspiracy theories.

    If there REALLY is a group of people that orchestrate everything in the world and control all the money and power….. why O why would they NEED to cause a war? They already control everything right?

    I just don’t really understand you weird assed people that always seem to think there’s some other agenda or that some dude named George Bush is responsible for all your problems oh, and all the worlds’ problems. You put way too much credit in one person and the power he holds?

    Why don’t you give them just a bit of credit… they just may know things you don’t know?
    You call him an idiot and say how stupid he is? Hmmmm, you don’t get to be THE #1 person in the world that able to affect so much, By your own admission you feel he’s the all powerful and exalted evil doer of all time?

    You don’t get THAT power by being stupid do you?
    If so, why are you sitting on your ass and eating bon bons and pissing and moaning about how some person is listening in your every world, peering into your bedroom through the ceiling with some satellite from 150 miles up that’s able to see through walls.

    Oh and don’t forget about the concentration camps on the outskirts of town.

    You guys are soooooooooo silly.

    FEMA can’t even handle a piss ant storm and you think FEMA is going to round 10s of thousands of people and lock them up in a camp?

    They can’t even get your people in New Orleans into a trailer for god sakes.

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  25. davidat

    Sep 15, 2006

    Being verbose does not make one ‘correct’. Do the research, parts of WTC were closed off prior to 9/11. False flags are more common than your tax dollars can handle. The truth will set us free, let’s start with who we are, Gods in disguise, and that most of our ‘leaders’ are sick fucks. It’s time to break the self-created illusionary ‘chains’.

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  26. Michael Hampton

    Sep 15, 2006

    Here’s some truth for you. Loose Change itself is a work of fiction, its creator admitted!

    As for 9/11, if you think it was an inside job, you’re on the wrong planet. It wasn’t.

    There’s precisely no evidence to indicate 9/11 was an inside job, and a whole shitload of evidence to indicate it was mostly what it looked like: a bunch of assholes from the Middle East who hijacked some planes and blew up buildings with them.

    There’s precisely no evidence to indicate any of the buildings were brought down by controlled demolition, and a whole shitload of evidence to indicate it was mostly what it looked like: collapses caused by structural weakening from fires and impacts from the planes and the burning debris.

    The government has done enough Really Bad Shit for real; there’s absolutely no need to make stuff up as people have been doing with 9/11.

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  27. Eric, Australia

    Sep 15, 2006

    Michael Hampton “Theres precisely no evidence” Just because you havnt looked, does not mean there is no evidence, there is no evidence in your very small, and as a result very brainwashed mind.
    There is so much evidence that it is starting to get the Bush criminal administration VERY worried, this is evident almost daily now, that is if you open your eyes.

    Funny, I have been studying the 911 story since that very day as I could see a controlled demolition from the 1’st few seconds of the first collapse and I have NEVER seen or heard any of the creators of Loose Change admit it was a work of fiction, infact I watched the two Loose Change guys debate the loser editor in chief and dropkick senior researcher from Popular Mechanics yesterday, (see prisonplanet.com) and I must say that the two lads shot those Unpopular Mechanics douchebags down in flames.

    Michael Hampton, you need to wake up to yourself and the world outside your limited perception of it,maybe you should be a comedian, as you are most certainly a joke.

    You sir are what is referred to as a “Debunker” the problem being you are about as good as that as you are at allowing your own eyes to communicate with the reasoning centres of your aforementioned small mind.

    I feel sorry for you, and the likes of you. Being an Aussie I have the advantage of seeing the whole thing from an outsiders perspective, free of propaganda and centralised brainwashing, I can inform you that 99% of the world outside the USA believes that 911 was an inside job with the assistance of Mossad and that the US administration is the only terrorist we need to concern ourselves about.

    The time is not too far off when you Michael Hampton will be forced to eat your words and accept a reality that you cannot at this time, of that you can be certain.

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  28. emmerson

    Sep 15, 2006

    You yanks are so fuuuked up!… Oh! of course there are happening ‘bad’ things down there.. but I think the point of no return had passed away.. maybe.. five years ago.. You have had the opportunity to get an insight and an alter version of 9/11.. but you cannot expect more… it’s up to you and Mr Wesson, Mr. Colt and Mr glock to regain you country, by the way.. I don’t know how slavery should fit in your actual hollow ego.

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  29. Michael Hampton

    Sep 15, 2006

    Fine, where’s the evidence? There was none in Loose Change. There was none in Alex Jones’ video. That’s all I want. Bring me some real evidence.

    If “debunker” means I’m pointing out that you have no evidence whatsoever, then I suppose that’s what I am, because that’s what you have: nothing.

    If you can actually find some REAL evidence, then perhaps I will eat my words. But I’ve been waiting for five years, and nobody has yet provided any.

    I studied the videos myself, and I almost got suckered into believing that they were controlled demolitions and that 9/11 was an inside job. Then I went to find out what REALLY happened, how controlled demolitions really work, and how buildings really collapse. These are things that “9/11 truth” people simply do not want you to know, for it would prove that they’ve made everything up.

    Open your eyes. It’s not quite exactly what Alex Jones wants you to think.

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