Where else would the police solution to a parked broken down police car would be to push it out into traffic so they can park a different police car there. Then yell at you because you are stopped when you can’t get past the car.

Where else would they sell all kinds of items labeled that they are for use on the plane in the “sanitary” portion of the airport that require a knife to open them?

With competition like this the TSA can actually fit right in. ;-)

Jokes aside though, I think its about time that the government started allowing private sponsors to advertise to offset the taxes that projects cost. I would love to see a giant Nike swoosh on the main booster of the Space Shuttle. Or Pepsi-cola patches on the shoulder sleeves of Border Patrol agents. I say dress ‘em up like Nascar racing drivers.