Suicide epidemic hits Chicago bureaucrats

November 17, 2009 @ Michael Hampton9 Comments

Chicago, long one of the most corrupt cities in America, has seen three of its government bureaucrats commit suicide in recent memory, the latest being the president of its school board.

The body of Michael Scott, president of the Chicago Board of Education, was found early Monday morning near the Merchandise Mart in downtown Chicago with a gunshot wound to the head and a gun lying nearby. The medical examiner ruled his death a suicide, but police say they are still investigating the case.

Scott, 60, seemed to have been a lifelong government bureaucrat and Chicago political insider. Scott came under scrutiny this year for real estate deals related to the city’s failed 2016 Olympic bid. While it was found that he would not profit personally from the deals, he should have informed the Olympic committee.

And in August, Scott was subpoenaed to testify before a federal grand jury regarding whether students had been inappropriately admitted to the city’s top public schools. Scott would not comment publicly on whether he was aware of any wrongdoing in that case, though he denied having done it himself.

“People should have confidence in the system,” after all, he had told theChicago Sun-Times. Even if the system is thoroughly corrupt, undermines the public good, or even harms or kills people.

Christopher Kelly, former aide to disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, took a fatal overdose of pain medication in September, just days after having plead guilty on federal corruption charges.

And in 2007, Orlando Jones, former aide to Cook County president John Stroger, shot himself in the head just two days after the FBI tried to interview him. Jones had been under investigation for fraudulent real estate deals, but might also have been a suspect in a scheme to rip off the state’s pension fund.

But never you mind all that. Just remember that the government is here to help you. There are only a few bad apples in the system.

And if you believe that, I’ve got a Chicago Skyway to sell you.

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9 Comments → “Suicide epidemic hits Chicago bureaucrats”


  1. Bob

    Nov 17, 2009

    I think there should be some research done on this subject. Find out what would cause a corrupt politician to take such drastic and final action.
    If it’s something simple, maybe we could get them all to do it. Save a lot of expensive court time and prison costs.

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  2. Jeff Hoyt

    Nov 17, 2009

    Brilliant, inspired, and oh so appealing.

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  3. Marcus

    Nov 17, 2009

    Apparently the thought of jail isn’t that appetizing for politicians.

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  4. Highlander

    Nov 18, 2009

    The statement was:
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    “People should have confidence in the system,” after all, he had told the Chicago Sun-Times. Even if the system is thoroughly corrupt, undermines the public good, or even harms or kills people.
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    But that’s just the problem, isn’t it? The people having confidence?
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    This whole thing referred to as ‘government’ is nothing other than a confidence game.
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    Children should be raised to question EVERYTHING about government, but they aren’t.
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    Instead, it’s just the opposite: Embrace the lies and get a government check.
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    Appropriate quote:
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    “Can the real Constitution be restored? Probably not.
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    “Too many Americans depend on government money under programs the Constitution doesn’t authorize, and money talks with an eloquence Shakespeare could only envy.
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    “Ignorant people don’t understand The Federalist Papers, but they understand government checks with their names on them.”
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    ~ Joseph Sobran ~
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  5. Pat McCotter

    Nov 20, 2009

    If they would just ban handguns in Chicago, two of those folks would still be alive.

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  6. Highlander

    Nov 20, 2009

    The remark was:
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    6. Pat McCotter
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    If they would just ban handguns in Chicago, two of those folks would still be alive.
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    News for you: Handguns ~ARE~ outlawed in Chicago.
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    Now what?
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    Maybe they should just ban tall buildings, bridges, buses, razor blades, knives, tableware, food, water, and just everything else which is employed in suicide?
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    The law didn’t stop anything from happening, and in fact NO man-made law has =EVER= stopped anything from happening.
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    You act as if some law will ‘just stop’ something in its tracks. It hasn’t happened yet, and it never will!
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    Corollary:
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    Here, check this out: Those places where firearms are outlawed or severely restricted happen to be the places with the HIGHEST violent crime rates.
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    YET, just out side those areas, the violent crime rate is far lower.
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    So much for the law, right?
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  7. Pat McCotter

    Nov 20, 2009

    Here’s another, better, solution. We can suggest to Chicago’s aldermen to outlaw suicide.

    But we really need to get rid of the temptation people have to commit suicide. This would mean laws, like you said, banning all objects and materials used for suicide.

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  8. Highlander

    Nov 20, 2009

    Well, Pat, for ~your~ scheme to have any degree of success, then it’s people’ who you need to outlaw, as without people there can be no suicide.
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    Do you wanna go first?
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    :-))
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  9. Pat McCotter

    Nov 20, 2009

    NOW you’re getting into the spirit of this, Highlander. Your scheme would satisfy PETA as well.
    ;{)

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