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Homeland Security can’t even keep its own computer running

It seems the Department of Homeland Stupidity can’t even keep its own web site up. Visitors to the site tonight receive a page which looks much like this. Other pages report either “No content found’ or “Error 500.’ And you want to trust these people with your computer security? They’re running Java Server Pages. Come


Homeland Stupidity Threat Advisory System

The threat of homeland stupidity: The color-coded Homeland Stupidity Threat Advisory is used to communicate with the public at large through a threat-based, color-coded system so that protective measures can be implemented to reduce the likelihood or impact of homeland stupidity. Now you too can display the Homeland Stupidity Threat Advisory System on your web


How not to market your business

I was just about to go to bed, when this person logged in to IRC and started asking… No, that’s not right. Started whining… Ostensibly, he wanted to enter into some sort of business arrangement with WordPress, to send him sales leads. But we found out he had no product and a serious need for


SBC faces snowstorm of criticism

SBC Communications is facing severe criticism from Connecticut residents for dumping telephone books in driveways as the first major snowstorm of the year rolled in, causing damage to snowblowers. One resident said a neighbor with “an expensive John Deere tractor with a snowblower attachment’ suffered damage when the phone book was sucked in. “I couldn’t

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